Tuesday Sep 13, 2011

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I picked up this tasty snack at the library today. I thought I would share some of my favorites with you. Enjoy!!! *nom noms* kiss





Shiny LIquid

Nothing left to eat,
so I slowly leave mom's house,
back out the window.
She's always with me,
especially if my gut
can't digest toenails.

Pulling

Lying on the road,
a few ate until they burst.
I eat what burst out.
A man starts yelling
"When there's no more room in hell...."
but then we eat him.

Maggots

Looking at my hand,
somehow I lost a finger
and gained some maggots.
With nothing to eat
while passing the highway ramp,
I leave the city.
For miles, I walk.
Day turns to night turns to day.
So hungry, I walk.

Zombie Haiku By: Ryan Mecum
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smashbros20:
hmmm rule in hand...

hahaha.

Seriously. We've thought about writing a book. Me and a couple friends always wind up having the "If you turned on the radio and found out zombies were attacking, what would you do...?"

I would completely rock in that world.
ladynadeen:
See, in that scenario, I would already be 10 steps ahead... I would have known before that radio update on the situation. My initial cover would be found and be zombie proofed. All of my main weapons would be sharpened and ready. I would avoid busy streets, cities, and high volumes of people. The few I truly love and protect would be in their safe positions. The rest is classified.... just know I would be ready. smile

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