All Tastey Lovers do apply to this blog
Current mood: apathetic
Name:
Age:
Residence:
Height:
Gender (Boys and girls can both apply):
U.S. Citizen?
If no, do you own a beach villa in your home country?
Single?
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SKILLS (check all that apply)
__ massage
__ picking out expensive jewelry
__ guitar
__ soccer stylin'
__ bongos
__ gourmet cooking
__ being hot
__ techno dancing
__ bowhunting
__ computer hacking
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Have you ever had any of the following: (check all that apply)
__ rabies
__ jock itch
__ a mullet
__ a psycho girlfriend
__ a "W: The President" sticker
__ a heroine addiction
__ a Creed album album
__ a stick up your ass
__ a day in which at least 12 hours were spent playing Halo or Madden
__ a manicure
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How much do you know about ME?
1. What is my life long dream?
a) to work at the zoo
b) to start a cult
c) to start a band and tour the world
d) all of the above
2. How do I like to spend my free time?
a) creating male anatomy out of grocery items and hanging them from the railings of Moody Shearn
b) playing my guitar and rocking out to loud music
c) instigating a dance party
d) drinking whiskey and playing the bongos
3. What color are my eyes?
a) green
b) brown
c) depends on what I am wearing
d) whatever color I want them to be, gah
4. My perfect boy has:
a) musical talent
b) tattoos and or piercings
c) scruffy dark hair
d) all of the above
5. My best talent is:
a) doing the worm
b) playing guitar
c)cutting my writs
d) wiring too many electronic devices to a very little TV
e) all of the above
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Essay Questions:
1)Name your fantasy romantic moment
2) Name your kinks and sexual pleasures that you like you give and or recieve
3)Name your fondess moment with me (if you had one)
4)Descibe one of our passions in life and how it has influenced you
5)Do you think Kurt Cobain was murder or committed suicide?
6) Where do you want to be in 10 years?
Personal Statement
Please attach an essay that is exactly 250 words on why it is that I should choose YOU to be my valentine. Include any unique experiences that qualify you to be my valentine, any obstacles that you have had to overcome to get this chance to be my valentine, and your interest, motivation, and commitment to being chosen for this distinguished honor.
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Applications are due by Sunday, February 13th, 2005.
Current mood: apathetic
Name:
Age:
Residence:
Height:
Gender (Boys and girls can both apply):
U.S. Citizen?
If no, do you own a beach villa in your home country?
Single?
----------------------------
SKILLS (check all that apply)
__ massage
__ picking out expensive jewelry
__ guitar
__ soccer stylin'
__ bongos
__ gourmet cooking
__ being hot
__ techno dancing
__ bowhunting
__ computer hacking
----------------------------
Have you ever had any of the following: (check all that apply)
__ rabies
__ jock itch
__ a mullet
__ a psycho girlfriend
__ a "W: The President" sticker
__ a heroine addiction
__ a Creed album album
__ a stick up your ass
__ a day in which at least 12 hours were spent playing Halo or Madden
__ a manicure
----------------------------------
How much do you know about ME?
1. What is my life long dream?
a) to work at the zoo
b) to start a cult
c) to start a band and tour the world
d) all of the above
2. How do I like to spend my free time?
a) creating male anatomy out of grocery items and hanging them from the railings of Moody Shearn
b) playing my guitar and rocking out to loud music
c) instigating a dance party
d) drinking whiskey and playing the bongos
3. What color are my eyes?
a) green
b) brown
c) depends on what I am wearing
d) whatever color I want them to be, gah
4. My perfect boy has:
a) musical talent
b) tattoos and or piercings
c) scruffy dark hair
d) all of the above
5. My best talent is:
a) doing the worm
b) playing guitar
c)cutting my writs
d) wiring too many electronic devices to a very little TV
e) all of the above
---------------------------
Essay Questions:
1)Name your fantasy romantic moment
2) Name your kinks and sexual pleasures that you like you give and or recieve
3)Name your fondess moment with me (if you had one)
4)Descibe one of our passions in life and how it has influenced you
5)Do you think Kurt Cobain was murder or committed suicide?
6) Where do you want to be in 10 years?
Personal Statement
Please attach an essay that is exactly 250 words on why it is that I should choose YOU to be my valentine. Include any unique experiences that qualify you to be my valentine, any obstacles that you have had to overcome to get this chance to be my valentine, and your interest, motivation, and commitment to being chosen for this distinguished honor.
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Applications are due by Sunday, February 13th, 2005.