oh my goodness o my goodness, a point by point updae! i have to write to keep my thoughts organized.
1) my trip was great! pics to follow
2)yellow cake ice cream with bleu frosting swirl plus sprinkles makes me happy! pics to follow
3)what doesn't make me happy: my gramma finishing not only my yellow cake ice cream, but ALL the ice cream in the house. and then gloating about it. whackjob! i don't have pictures of that but i will be getting two cartons of ice cream this saturday, b/c my parents are going to Washington state. danger: my gramma is going with them, and i hope they don't leave her in the car with spoons.
4)i was out happily frolicking with redmess & tres fab Martes and my dear justina, last thursday as it were, as my toilet went sideways and flooded my home. water creeped within inches of my portfolios! thank goodness nothing was ruined except the carpet (hooray!!) yes, there are picrtures to follow. it was mayhem, but i am very lucky that I am now getting the new dark wood--look laminate flooring I've been keening for, PLUS as I tippy-type this, my place is being repainted. PLUS my dad just bought me a new light fixture for my bathroom that will NOT scorch the ceiling. PLUS my dad seriously has the breath of a dead man walking and he took 45 minutes to look at lightbulbs.
5)I am in love with Coray and [MEMBER=Stop Snitchin'] and my friend Dave and my friend Tyson who is coming to visit from Portland next week, and I also nearly swooned over this guy named Jordan who chatted me up at an art gallery last Thursday. He was wearing zoot suit style trousers so i made fun of him & the fact he was wearing mandals (gah). Then we had a really fun convo about i can't remember what. Besides the dude with the funny pants that I barely know, these men are by far the lovliest bunch and I'm lucky to have them as friends.
6)So wtf, when can I unpack all my stuff and have my computer and all my normal life routines back? My stomach is eating itself from stress and I can't sleep because my stupid sister's stupid bed is mega hard. It has nearly been a week of limbo life upstairs in my parents part of the house. Last Friday was horrible b/c I all of a sudden had these people in my house ripping up carpet when all my everything was still everywhere and I wasn't even dressed yet. Where the shit was I going to put all my STUFF. People were TOUCHING MY STUFF and the grossness that carpet tearing out left was redonk. As I said I'm really excited to have the opp to get new flooring put in but being totally unprepped to had the rug ripped out from under my feet (HA!) has left me feeling more than a little off kilter.
7)Yesterday I was walking to pick up my friends kid, Sol, from school and I saw 5 dogs in 4 minutes! the best part was the gay couple with their Daschund, their medium sized Malamute puppeh, and their charcoal coloured Great Dane. SCORE! they stopped b/c the Great Dane want to rest his head on my shoulder so i said to them:
(Me) "My day is officially perfect."
(Gay couple) "uuuuummmmm yeah" & 'that's greaaaat"
(Me) (singsong voice with a little skippety dance) "Because your dogs are in varying siiiiizes! Small, medium laaarrrge!"
Yep.
8)Later in the afternoon, Soleyn ate two live houseflies for two pieces of gum. Pictures to follow!!! He is really a great kid but has these shitheady-tendencies that make me want to scream at him. Pokemon makes me want to scream as well. That fucking rat bastard pickachu wtf score 45 plus 7 lives fight! ARRRRRGGGGCCHhKKK.
9)The floor is being installed Friday! This is wonderful news. I'm going to go celebrate with a glass of juice and maybe some crackers!
love loves,
Vee'tron
1) my trip was great! pics to follow
2)yellow cake ice cream with bleu frosting swirl plus sprinkles makes me happy! pics to follow
3)what doesn't make me happy: my gramma finishing not only my yellow cake ice cream, but ALL the ice cream in the house. and then gloating about it. whackjob! i don't have pictures of that but i will be getting two cartons of ice cream this saturday, b/c my parents are going to Washington state. danger: my gramma is going with them, and i hope they don't leave her in the car with spoons.
4)i was out happily frolicking with redmess & tres fab Martes and my dear justina, last thursday as it were, as my toilet went sideways and flooded my home. water creeped within inches of my portfolios! thank goodness nothing was ruined except the carpet (hooray!!) yes, there are picrtures to follow. it was mayhem, but i am very lucky that I am now getting the new dark wood--look laminate flooring I've been keening for, PLUS as I tippy-type this, my place is being repainted. PLUS my dad just bought me a new light fixture for my bathroom that will NOT scorch the ceiling. PLUS my dad seriously has the breath of a dead man walking and he took 45 minutes to look at lightbulbs.
5)I am in love with Coray and [MEMBER=Stop Snitchin'] and my friend Dave and my friend Tyson who is coming to visit from Portland next week, and I also nearly swooned over this guy named Jordan who chatted me up at an art gallery last Thursday. He was wearing zoot suit style trousers so i made fun of him & the fact he was wearing mandals (gah). Then we had a really fun convo about i can't remember what. Besides the dude with the funny pants that I barely know, these men are by far the lovliest bunch and I'm lucky to have them as friends.
6)So wtf, when can I unpack all my stuff and have my computer and all my normal life routines back? My stomach is eating itself from stress and I can't sleep because my stupid sister's stupid bed is mega hard. It has nearly been a week of limbo life upstairs in my parents part of the house. Last Friday was horrible b/c I all of a sudden had these people in my house ripping up carpet when all my everything was still everywhere and I wasn't even dressed yet. Where the shit was I going to put all my STUFF. People were TOUCHING MY STUFF and the grossness that carpet tearing out left was redonk. As I said I'm really excited to have the opp to get new flooring put in but being totally unprepped to had the rug ripped out from under my feet (HA!) has left me feeling more than a little off kilter.
7)Yesterday I was walking to pick up my friends kid, Sol, from school and I saw 5 dogs in 4 minutes! the best part was the gay couple with their Daschund, their medium sized Malamute puppeh, and their charcoal coloured Great Dane. SCORE! they stopped b/c the Great Dane want to rest his head on my shoulder so i said to them:
(Me) "My day is officially perfect."
(Gay couple) "uuuuummmmm yeah" & 'that's greaaaat"
(Me) (singsong voice with a little skippety dance) "Because your dogs are in varying siiiiizes! Small, medium laaarrrge!"
Yep.
8)Later in the afternoon, Soleyn ate two live houseflies for two pieces of gum. Pictures to follow!!! He is really a great kid but has these shitheady-tendencies that make me want to scream at him. Pokemon makes me want to scream as well. That fucking rat bastard pickachu wtf score 45 plus 7 lives fight! ARRRRRGGGGCCHhKKK.
9)The floor is being installed Friday! This is wonderful news. I'm going to go celebrate with a glass of juice and maybe some crackers!
love loves,
Vee'tron
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Sorry to hear about your Can Catastrophe. No fun. Unless of course you had a really small surfboard and timed it just right. Then it might be kinda fun.
Mostly not.
Ever think of giving your dad some gum?