ladyaurale

Nobody april fooled me, and I didn't april fool anyone. i was gonna tell the boy I was preggo, but i actually don't think he'd flip out anymore, so that would have been no fun.
I'll be your assistant!

I think it's time to get rid of what's her name. She insists I call her right back but then she won't return my calls when she says she'll call me back in a minute. What's a guy to do eh? Dump Dump Dump her. Women really discourage me sometimes.

Hope life is well.
-J