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Thursday Jul 13, 2006

Jul 13, 2006
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So I got poached from Amplifier Bar at the suicide girls gig and whisked away to work at a Gentleman's Club, new concept to Perth. Us Perthites believe in strip clubs are gentlemans clubs and we really do suffer badly when it comes to comprehending the difference. Get some fuckin class people. There aint no pint glasses and there definitely aint no stains of bodily fluids on ANYTHING. Tell me how poker and cigars and single malt whisky can be interpreted as socially unnaceptable. Come see me at Bullion.

I live in Glendalough with the contageous Miss Novacaine who lives off pasta and chai tea and boy's sliced up fantasies. I make love to a boy who sells Devlin cigars and wears a suit to work and studies orchestra and makes eyes at me while seducting me with his piano skills. I get to wear a boned corsette and big black boots to work, and watch sydney's best dancers tease men's minds into oblivion. It makes me appreciate how predictable the world really can be, andhow precious the world of feeling really is. I drive a very poorly bashed up hyundai, but have my learners for a bike and have my eyes latched onto a bright green ninja cycle. I sleep when everyone else is awake and love living outside the confines of what others conceive as real life. I have a double digit phenomena stalking me violently and if the palm reader was on crack and lied to me about my love finding me when I'm 30, then I will one day settle for second best and marry Johnny Depp.

There is no substitute for quality except addiction.

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