la_vagabonde

Lessons that I have recently learned:

1. Always carry gum, especially when going out to clubs and possibly meeting the man of your dreams.

2. Never bring just a fist to a hammer and baseball bat fight, try bringing your own hammer or baseball bat, gun or knife.

3. Dirty nickle-paying-out slot machines are great fun, especially in ghetto establishments like the Klondike in Henderson.

4. Good friends can be found via the Internet, but beware of the weirdos.

5. Coldstone is the best ice cream ever.

6. Never party on the strip when a Backstreet Boys concert is going on.