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i was at a company christmas party this past saturday. had 2 app's on my plate, i hate pub nachos and had been having exam meltdowns all day. food=bleh. the girl next to me, who is mowing down nachos, leans in, asks in the most obnoxious voice "whaaaaats thaaaat, a steak biiiite?". me: "ya". her, as she picks it up: "can i tryyyyy iiit?"

she takes a bite, it's rare, so juice runs down her finger: "euuuuwww, it's bleeding" and she put it back on MY plate, then wiped her fingers on the edge of MY plate.

five minutes later: "you're not going to eeeat it? i only had one biiite" "no you can have it"

i left, but you can't buy entertainment like that