SIck, and feeling like crap. Can't exactly tell you why cause it is filed under TOO MUCH INFORMATION. But trust me it is bad.
So we all know this weekend is the weekend when a cherub fat miniature angel shoots his stupid arrow into someone's ass to proclaim undying love for one another. Please. Can he use a shotgun instead?
Maybe you have been brainwashed into spending money on your beloved and for that I say you are an idiot. Gifts of love happen all year round. A hallmark holiday shouldnt be the only day you send your beloved flowers or chocolates. If you really loved them you would send them gifts all the time. Which is probably why I never get any.
Lets face it, it just ends up causing problems in the long run. Men are confused beyond belief about what to get us, and anxiety ridden that it wont be good enough. If they aren't its because they are one of those guys above that buy you gifts all the time. Count yourself lucky.
February 14 is severely overrated. Lets face it, it is no December 25th. Plus according to the government there is nothing special about February 14th. If it fell on a weekday this year we would all go to work. December 25th outweighs it alone for this reason.
Chocolates will make me fat, then you will complain because I have gained weight. I will get mad at you because you think I am fat and it was all your fault to begin with.
Am I the only one sick of seeing Valentines decorations the day after New Years. FUCK. WHO DECORATES FOR VALENTINES DAY?
I found this on the internet and it was too funny to pass up so here you go....
10. Wounds from Cupids arrow tend to get infected and cause gangrene.
9. Interrupts sweeps month on TV.
8. TV specials just don't seem to have the same gooey sappiness they use to for this day.
7. Can never find a card that says 'Oh, by the way, BITE ME!'
6. People are getting all excited even though pitchers and catchers don't report for Spring Training for two more weeks.
5. The original St. Valentine was secretly a womanizing drunkard.
4. It's February in Arizona and it's already 105 in the shade.
3. The more you see it, the more you realize that red is the color of Satan, Lord Of Evil.
2. This entire idea was dreamed up by the floral industry trying to dump product in a hard-to-grow month.
1. Every piece of chocolate is one step closer to death by sugar rush
Love you all.
So we all know this weekend is the weekend when a cherub fat miniature angel shoots his stupid arrow into someone's ass to proclaim undying love for one another. Please. Can he use a shotgun instead?
Maybe you have been brainwashed into spending money on your beloved and for that I say you are an idiot. Gifts of love happen all year round. A hallmark holiday shouldnt be the only day you send your beloved flowers or chocolates. If you really loved them you would send them gifts all the time. Which is probably why I never get any.
Lets face it, it just ends up causing problems in the long run. Men are confused beyond belief about what to get us, and anxiety ridden that it wont be good enough. If they aren't its because they are one of those guys above that buy you gifts all the time. Count yourself lucky.
February 14 is severely overrated. Lets face it, it is no December 25th. Plus according to the government there is nothing special about February 14th. If it fell on a weekday this year we would all go to work. December 25th outweighs it alone for this reason.
Chocolates will make me fat, then you will complain because I have gained weight. I will get mad at you because you think I am fat and it was all your fault to begin with.
Am I the only one sick of seeing Valentines decorations the day after New Years. FUCK. WHO DECORATES FOR VALENTINES DAY?
I found this on the internet and it was too funny to pass up so here you go....
10. Wounds from Cupids arrow tend to get infected and cause gangrene.
9. Interrupts sweeps month on TV.
8. TV specials just don't seem to have the same gooey sappiness they use to for this day.
7. Can never find a card that says 'Oh, by the way, BITE ME!'
6. People are getting all excited even though pitchers and catchers don't report for Spring Training for two more weeks.
5. The original St. Valentine was secretly a womanizing drunkard.
4. It's February in Arizona and it's already 105 in the shade.
3. The more you see it, the more you realize that red is the color of Satan, Lord Of Evil.
2. This entire idea was dreamed up by the floral industry trying to dump product in a hard-to-grow month.
1. Every piece of chocolate is one step closer to death by sugar rush
Love you all.
_solipsist_:
Feb 14 is NOT over rated ....lol