Hello everyone. I have absolutely nothing to complain about today so instead we will play 20 questions. Come on, you know you want to....it will be fun.
1) Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
2) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
3) What is Satan's last name?
4) Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
5) Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
6) If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
7) Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
8) If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
9) If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
10) If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
11) Do they bury people with their braces on?
12) How far east can you go before you're heading west?
13) How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
14) Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
15) If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
16) If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?
17) Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
18) Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
19) If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
20) Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
I will enlighten you with more questions another day...
Love xoxoxoxo
1) Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
2) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
3) What is Satan's last name?
4) Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
5) Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
6) If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
7) Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
8) If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
9) If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
10) If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
11) Do they bury people with their braces on?
12) How far east can you go before you're heading west?
13) How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
14) Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
15) If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
16) If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?
17) Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
18) Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
19) If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
20) Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
I will enlighten you with more questions another day...
Love xoxoxoxo
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And the heat would kill you inside the earth, but your body would considerably free fall.
1) Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
THEY ARE SLOPPY AND DONT LOOK GOOD
2) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
THE ONE IN THE SEAT IN FRONT OF ME SO I CAN PUT MY FEET UP
3) What is Satan's last name?
HE ISN'T REAL
4) Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
THEY SEE ENOUGH NAKED PEOPLE. GIVE ME A BREAK
5) Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
WRIST
6) If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
NOPE
7) Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
STATES ALL HAVE THEIR OWN LAWS GOVERNING INSURANCE. IT MAY NOT APPLY TO ANY OR ALL OF WHAT ALL STATE IS SELLING IN THE COMMERCIAL. ALLSTATE IS TOO LAZY TO CHECK SO THEY JUST SAY THAT TO COVER THEIR ASSES.
8) If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Answer: ok forget caps. If there was a tube inside the earth and you jumped in you would sail right through the center and actually almost make it to the other side of the planet, probably coming short just a few miles, and then you would sling back towards the center and come even shorter on the other side. Over and over again probably a few thousand times until you were suspended indefinitely in the center since gravity from earths outer shell would be pulling on you from all sides.
9) If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Some coffins are actually returnable.
10) If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
You can't say no. If you agree to get on the witness stand you have an obligation to answer every question thrown at you or face being held in contempt of court. If you said no, the judge would laugh, and then the questioning would proceed.
11) Do they bury people with their braces on?
No. They pull them off as part of the embalming process unless the family requests otherwise. Same goes for body piercings. SNAP
12) How far east can you go before you're heading west?
If you are travelling true due east, theoretically you will never be going west in relation to the poles.
13) How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
There's no confusion. They put it on the list with the rest of the properties unless it's commercial. In that case, the bank does.
14) Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
They take care of their teeth themselves but they usually just see the other dentist working in the same office.
15) If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
They did this on mythbusters. A baseball bat cannot split a major league baseball unless it was swung at ten times superhuman strength, and even then, it has to be a metal bat to do the job. So it just isn't possible given the composition of the ball and bat. In the old days if a ball was damaged, the play was considered a fair ball, as long as the largest part of the ball remained in fair ground.
16) If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?
Not unless you are military personnel who are required to obey basic laws of the military, which has it's own legal system.
17) Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
They don't understand the concept of balance.
18) Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Because George Carlin is brilliant.
19) If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
even if pro and con were the same...wouldnt matter
20) Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
wow I don't know
2) both of course ^^
3) McDonald
4) they like surprises
5) !!!! LOL
6) depends, but i don't think so (here at least)
7) HAHAHAHHA
8) earth would probably colapse because of the shifting of forces
9) only if the coffin is still in mint condition
10) they use the bible don't they? what if you're not religious??
11) why not?
12) depends on your map ^^
13) XD
14) they don't go at all, couse they don't trust each other
15) depends which lands first
16) i think so
17) it's all in the mind power
18) cause everyone's an idiot ^^
19) most definitely ^^
20) they were running out of natural flavors so they had to come up with something