I am at work, writing articles about work, for our website. I find it extremely difficult because of course I have to lie in these articles and explain what a great place it is. I have decided to take a break and come chat with my SG friends. I have also decided I am going to pen a novel called -Adventures in Retail. Oh and here is the article I really WANT to write about this dump.
At (insert name here) you will find knowledgeable and miserable staff. They are underpaid and overworked so they do not want to help you and your screaming brat find a bathing suit that fits just right. Your child is 4 and she does not need to look like a whore ok? So just pick a fucking swimsuit and take it home already. You have more money than brains so really who gives a shit about 70 bucks? Its only what I make in a day but would gladly give up to get away from helping YOU!
Sorry what's that? You need coordinating sandals? Heres a pair made especially by me- they have pins stuck in them for acupuncture on the go.
Fuck I could go on forever..
I hate this dump, someone save me.....
At (insert name here) you will find knowledgeable and miserable staff. They are underpaid and overworked so they do not want to help you and your screaming brat find a bathing suit that fits just right. Your child is 4 and she does not need to look like a whore ok? So just pick a fucking swimsuit and take it home already. You have more money than brains so really who gives a shit about 70 bucks? Its only what I make in a day but would gladly give up to get away from helping YOU!
Sorry what's that? You need coordinating sandals? Heres a pair made especially by me- they have pins stuck in them for acupuncture on the go.
Fuck I could go on forever..
I hate this dump, someone save me.....
creative bitching can help free your mind when stuck in this kind of rut. especially when you can make it as funny as you have.
I can't believe I used to do telemarketing, I was so terrible at it.
internet and text can be an escape, have fun with it!