White and soft, cool and fluffy, a clean palate. Its beauty only shadowed by the fact it piles up in the driveway and has to be removed..............by me..................
I would like to take this moment to thank the person who invented the snowblower, that today, tops the list of my favorite things, well except when it doesn't start and you have spent 20 minutes trying to get it out of the garage- the place where no sane man(or women) treads.
I would also like to thank global warming, for fucking up the seasons royally, so now I live in a place that gets entirely tooooo much snow, as opposed to 5 years ago, where we had maybe 1 or 2 snowstorms a year. It has also caused this last summer to be the rainiest shittiest on record.
BRAH> Thats enough complaining today.
Its good excercise to shovel, even if you feel like you just might die this time, buried in the newly made 3 foot snow drift, to never return until the spring thaw.
I would like to take this moment to thank the person who invented the snowblower, that today, tops the list of my favorite things, well except when it doesn't start and you have spent 20 minutes trying to get it out of the garage- the place where no sane man(or women) treads.
I would also like to thank global warming, for fucking up the seasons royally, so now I live in a place that gets entirely tooooo much snow, as opposed to 5 years ago, where we had maybe 1 or 2 snowstorms a year. It has also caused this last summer to be the rainiest shittiest on record.
BRAH> Thats enough complaining today.
Its good excercise to shovel, even if you feel like you just might die this time, buried in the newly made 3 foot snow drift, to never return until the spring thaw.
groove:
The snow blower is *awesome*. It actually makes snow removal kinda fun.