Here I am looking over brainstormas shoulder. I belive Noir took this picture on the second story of the Penrith Plaza Mall.
Here I am posing with
beppo. This was taken on the walk from
Hellys house to the mall. It was a little bit cold that day.
Here I am riding on brainstormas shoulder on the way to the mall. I think this is a really neat picture.
This is
MartyDistortion carrying me to the mall. He's funny. Beppo swears he talks in a posh English accent despite being Australian. But I think beppo needs to spend more time in England.
Noir really doesn't like being in pictures. She thinks she looks totally ugly. I, however, completely disagree. I think she's the most amazing most beautiful woman ever.
The sushi bar wasn't like the sushi bars I'm accustomed to. It had this conveyor that they set the sushi on and the sushi goes round n round on the conveyor --which isn't cooled-- until someone grabs it. You can ask the chefs there to make you up a special roll such as a hand roll or sashimi or whatever but there's an awful lot of sushi cruisin' `round and `round on the conveyor. I thought it looked like fun and wanted to ride it around. It took just over seven minutes to make a complete journey around. While I was doing it my tentacle got caught in the side. It hurt. No one would even come over and help me. All they did was laugh and point. For a minute I even started to back up the dishes and thought that I was going to get kicked out. Luckily, after a bit of jumbling around I was able to break free and kept going.
I saw some of my old friends and it really pissed me off. I mean how would you feel if you got abducted by aliens and went to their home planet to be one of their pets and they took you to a sushi bar where there was a bit of a persons leg that they were going to eat? It would probably make you really scared and really mad huh? You'd probably want to protect their remains from being devowered. I did, anyway. I jumped on this tub o' sushi and was going to swat anyone who tried to eat it with my tentacles. Luckily no one did and they ended up throwing the bits away.
I really like Ginger.
If you know me you might know that I try to eat anything. Just like all octopuses Here I homes in on some scallops.
It was only a matter of time before I got turned into sushi myself.
Noir Thought I looked tasty. That's because I do.
And decided to eat me! It was horrible! Here I was going out to a sushi bar with the woman that I adore more than anyone else and she tries to chomp my tentacles off! I'm scarred for life!
Anyone who's eaten sushi with Noir knows that she is a woman that can pack sushi away like a motherfucker. It's crazy to see such a tiny lil woman consume so much sushi.
I'm not entirely sure if Marty ate this piece of sushi. It was just a basic salmon roll and he was still like "Man, this is just too weird. I think I'll get me some chicken nuggets instead." He ate like two pieces and gave me beppo the rest.
All in all the whole thing was a really fun time. This happend on Tuesday the 4th of September.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...you, little octupus, are a journeyman.
-TM