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According to my introduction sentence, I am a 100 year-old lost.

How true. How very true.

It may be permanent this time. My wonderful Antarctic hostess, Kay, shipped me off to Australia months ago. I have still not arrived. It is dark. It is cold. And I miss my mommy.

Send well wishes. I'm too young to die.
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kay:
Jesus. Where the fuck is he? I have looked again for the paperwork that I put on the damn box, and still cannot locate it. Shit.

~cheers
radenix:
see this is what I get for not being on here. My friends start getting lost in the mail.

I'll miss you Kyle. frown
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Hi Noir,

Well as you can see I have been busy again, making international friends and influencing people.

Today's next adventure was the ice breaker Oden. Holy shit she was cool! Quite the impressive set up, and the Chief Officer Matthias was quite the tour guide. We did not get to spend a lot of time on board hanging out with the crew, but we...
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vaugelychilly:
Take care of yourself you damn fine octopus!
bepps:
I hope you're safe lil fuzzball! biggrin
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I'm sorry for not checking in with you fine folks for so long. I've been a busypus helping Kay get ready to ship out, and I've been having so much fun out here in the off hours that I haven't even thought about the internet for almost a month! Seriously, people. Would you pass up an opportunity to frolic with the penguins to sit like...
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seniam:
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mellylou:
Hey Kyle, Its been so long and I miss you like crazy.
I am glad that you are having a blast and helping kay at the same time smile
<333
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Dear Noir,

I had the greatest time last night!

Kay had a rough day at work, so I decided that we needed to go for a long walk, to help cool her off, and to talk about next years Penguin Fisting Festival. Details on that later.

So after Neel left for work, we headed out the door. Our first stop was to Roll Cage Mary....
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yuriel:
and how goes kyle's latest adventures?

happy belated bday!

EL SUICIDO LOCO
bepps:
Kyle! Where are you?! I hope your profile isn't accurate and you aren't really lost. biggrin
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Wrote home today:

Dear Noir,

I tried to send you photographs earlier from Kay's computer but, even with her help, I could not get them to send from the laptop! She says when the weather turns nice, we will go out again and shoot in front of the McMurdo sign, but I wanted to make it official that I was here, so for now the...
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vaugelychilly:
One hell of an arrival there! Looks like you're having the time of your little tenticled life.
candykitten:
Happy birthday.
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I have arrived safe and sound in Antarctica at last and am resting comfortably in Kay's bed hogging the covers. A big thanks to everyone for their concern, and I apologize for any delirious messages I may have left from my magic computer while stuck in Customs -- I was running a bit low on air. And now, let the icy debauchery commence!
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thefreak:
Enjoy your time! Keep warm! biggrin

-TM
quirky:
Holy awesomemarbles...
Terra Australis!
Please come to Birmingham by the end of the year!
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kay:
P.S. Kyle keeps stealing the sheets.
thefreak:
EEP! He needs to be more bundled up than that! shocked

-TM
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ramby:
Kyle if your Mom would come over here I would gladly give her your journals, oh and let her know I got "Little Miss Sunshine" from the liberry smile
vaugelychilly:
Happy New Year my favourite octopus biggrin
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Beppo sent me a sock and a bag of Cheetos and threw in a webcam for Noir!!! It was so sweet of him to think of her -- even if it was only an afterthought. I spent all week in my sock munching on Cheetos. My tentacles got so orange that I had to spend an evening in a pillowcase in the washer. What...
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jayenh:
I wish you could visit me in Alaska over the holidays, but you'll be miles away. Lots of miles. Maybe you can stop by San Francisco later.

You and my ex in Arizona have the same birthday! No worries - she's not such a bad ex.
breezey:
Happy Birthday! You are the cutest octopus in the world!