First and foremost, LICK IT.
Oowaa.*food goes in your butt, comes out your mouth* Oowaa.
I can never get up on time when I dont have work. It seems that getting fired is a natural alarm clock. The plan was for six because I need to get up early in the morning again for work and guess what? I roll over and its fucking eleven. Psssh.
Anyway, I had a wonderful weekend. Saturday consisted of working with Justin and playing with his kid. For future reference, kids + sugar = insanity. Then it was home to shower and nap. I do love to nap. Im getting old!
After that I went to the market and bought some supplies so I could make food for the party. I make one dish amazingly well so I stuck to my guns. After the destruction of the kitchen I headed for Apples to Apples 2. It was a night filled with beer, shots, pirate porn, broken furniture, and silly faces. Lets not forget the rousing game of Apples to Apples that was played, in which Quietlythere schooled us all with his impressive green card count. Speaking of members that I met for the first time, xToongrlx was the most laid back lady I have ever come in contact with. She actually stayed with Goob and I until we were able to get back into the house. She is a trooper to say the least. I also met HrlyQuinn whose cute face and razor sharp claws made Tadzi weep by the end of our car ride. DominaNefret wore this amazing little red outfit and offered herself to the SG witches and warlocks with a small game of Light as a feather, Stiff as a board. Aragorn97 partied hard and showed us his wit as always. TobasElly and I had a little run in with a couch. Faces were made, wood was split. GeekGurl and I were styling with our SG hoodys. REPRESENT! Yillie popped my fish and bagel cherry with some tasty bagels brought all the way from NewYork. To bad he drives a VolvoI mean SAAB! SAAB! Gadget got a great workout getting up and placing cards every time. I think that was everyone. WAIT! I would like to give a humongous thanks to our FUCKING STELLAR hosts Tailin and Nyssa! Without them I would never have had a chance to almost burn there house down by not turning off the stove or break there furniture with my gigantic ass.
I came home on Sunday to find that by bed had been tainted by a couple that I DONT EVEN KNOW! Needless to say I fucking flipped. That is a serious violation in my book.
Time to get my life together. PEACE!
LICK IT!
Oowaa.*food goes in your butt, comes out your mouth* Oowaa.
I can never get up on time when I dont have work. It seems that getting fired is a natural alarm clock. The plan was for six because I need to get up early in the morning again for work and guess what? I roll over and its fucking eleven. Psssh.
Anyway, I had a wonderful weekend. Saturday consisted of working with Justin and playing with his kid. For future reference, kids + sugar = insanity. Then it was home to shower and nap. I do love to nap. Im getting old!
After that I went to the market and bought some supplies so I could make food for the party. I make one dish amazingly well so I stuck to my guns. After the destruction of the kitchen I headed for Apples to Apples 2. It was a night filled with beer, shots, pirate porn, broken furniture, and silly faces. Lets not forget the rousing game of Apples to Apples that was played, in which Quietlythere schooled us all with his impressive green card count. Speaking of members that I met for the first time, xToongrlx was the most laid back lady I have ever come in contact with. She actually stayed with Goob and I until we were able to get back into the house. She is a trooper to say the least. I also met HrlyQuinn whose cute face and razor sharp claws made Tadzi weep by the end of our car ride. DominaNefret wore this amazing little red outfit and offered herself to the SG witches and warlocks with a small game of Light as a feather, Stiff as a board. Aragorn97 partied hard and showed us his wit as always. TobasElly and I had a little run in with a couch. Faces were made, wood was split. GeekGurl and I were styling with our SG hoodys. REPRESENT! Yillie popped my fish and bagel cherry with some tasty bagels brought all the way from NewYork. To bad he drives a VolvoI mean SAAB! SAAB! Gadget got a great workout getting up and placing cards every time. I think that was everyone. WAIT! I would like to give a humongous thanks to our FUCKING STELLAR hosts Tailin and Nyssa! Without them I would never have had a chance to almost burn there house down by not turning off the stove or break there furniture with my gigantic ass.
I came home on Sunday to find that by bed had been tainted by a couple that I DONT EVEN KNOW! Needless to say I fucking flipped. That is a serious violation in my book.
Time to get my life together. PEACE!
LICK IT!
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But hey you can at least take solace in the fact that you make some badass cornbread.
Yeah I feel kinda guilty about being that stupidly drunk. My excuse is that i havent had a chance to drink like that since new years.