kyleomen

I need to invent a substance that can instantaneously bring you out of a deep sleep.
Water you say? Nah, to wet. Coffee? Nah, too much work. Remember, Im an American. Instant gratification is the name of the game. I will go with a magical pixie dust. I shall call it kocaine. Ha, Im so original.

I wish printer ink wasnt so expensive. I have so many wonderful images to print.

What is the best type of warmth in your opinion?

Bah. Fuck. Work beckons.