Hello, my friends! My goodness- I was just discharged from the hospital last night around 8:30...I have been there a week, and am SO FUCKING GLAD to be back home.

This is what actually went down:

On saturday of last week I noticed a small "bite-like" bump on the back of my thigh...two days later it spread into an "elephantitis thigh-like" thing....drove myself to the emergency room...the doc squeezed out some of the gunk...went home...cried in pain, then went back. Fianlly I was admitted, only to find out that I had been bitten by some spider which intern got infected by staph.... So, now I am left with a four inch deep incision in my thigh which is supposed to take like three months to heal. Can't walk...can't do anything. Yes, yes....I am officially a GIMP.

Please show me some love...for I am unable to do anything but sit on my bony ass...( lost 12 lbs. in the hospital) for the next long while.....bummer, bummer, bummer.

Have a happy easter guys...speak to Jesus for me....PLEASE.