kybella

I found a funny joke, clearly pertaining to San Antonio:

Two Jewish men, "Sid" and "Al" were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in
Mexico?"
Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."
He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews."
Al wasn't really satisfied with that answer and asked, "Are you absolutely
sure?"
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected
answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that
there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook says "No Mexican
Jews!"
"Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I can't believe there are no
Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "We have
orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever
hear of Mexican Jews!"

Thought ya'll would enjoy that...

My days this week have been some what un-entertaining. I'm totally sorry for boring you with stupid jokes... but, really...it's no fun here.

I am lacking sleep and lacking the love... BUT, my friends help to keep my head out of my ass.

What a great life.


WAIT! ONE MORE THING:

Please e-mail me if you have got MSN IM... lonley...*sigh*