Golly darn. I had a great night. It was the company party. 150 men, fajitas, and about 30 cases of beer means good times. I don't think I have laughed that hard in forever. Picture this:
A group of us standing around in a circle... joking & laughing. I am standing in sort of a ballet pliae. An extremely drunk man, Bill, points out my stand.." By God, how in the hell do you get your feet to do that!"... Almost embarrassed, I just smile and demonstrate once again. "Kinda like a pliae," I say. Bill, in his drunken slurr, attempts what he is now calling the 'fruit tray.' Get it... pliae...fruit tray. This guy had me rolling. His nickname was the Kissing Bandit. He likes the males. I was safe. Old fucker.
Tonight is a christmas gala...can't wait to see what strange things will go on...
A group of us standing around in a circle... joking & laughing. I am standing in sort of a ballet pliae. An extremely drunk man, Bill, points out my stand.." By God, how in the hell do you get your feet to do that!"... Almost embarrassed, I just smile and demonstrate once again. "Kinda like a pliae," I say. Bill, in his drunken slurr, attempts what he is now calling the 'fruit tray.' Get it... pliae...fruit tray. This guy had me rolling. His nickname was the Kissing Bandit. He likes the males. I was safe. Old fucker.
Tonight is a christmas gala...can't wait to see what strange things will go on...
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Where do you work, Fart Inc.?
Ahh, yes. The work xmas party. One thing I do not miss about work....
Do you have any pics of your new hair?
I change mine as much as possible, but I got a heinous haircut and now it has to grow back out, so I'm not very excited about it. Hope that gala was fun.