kybella

Today is going to be interesting:

It's Christmas time in the Firm. That means tree decorating... and that means I am volunteered to beautify the pine. Quite an exciting task, right? WRONG. This is what I must accomplish:

1. Exactly 100 lights per foot of tree... = 900 lights
2. Precisely 50 ornaments per foot of tree...= 450 decorations
3. Branches must be spread evenly- pictures will be taken and developed so that we can see the branches that are uneven.
4. Fucking chop off the bosses head with the sharpest point of the Tree Topper Star.

Is that not insane?

Fill ya'll in later on how it all went down... wish me luck.

Here goes Part II:

Ok, not even close to being done with the tree. I haven't been to my desk until now...

At first the assembly of the artificial tree- fucking bogus. Remind me never to purchase one.
Then the lights. Remember how many I said were going on? Yeah, boss man had me redo each string...all 400 that are currently on the tree...um, 7 times. Bullshit.

That's where the tree and I stand at the moment. I will conquer this one day....