An exceedingly fat friend of mine,
When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine."
That's stupid. Yet funny. I like it.
I'm pissed. This ever-changing weather is screwing up my skin. My face is all dried out one day and then the next it's all oily. Gross.
I'm falling in love with GoodBoy. Or maybe it's Johnny Depp?? Unsure. Whatever. Both are fucking fictitious. Grrr. I got dumped by another member... Now I'm fraught.
Somedays I wish that I could sit on a rainbow just like those kids do on the skittles commercial.
Pantyhose that do not have 'control top' fall down. That stinks.
My apologies for the scattered nature of this entry. Have a splendid day.
When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine."
That's stupid. Yet funny. I like it.
I'm pissed. This ever-changing weather is screwing up my skin. My face is all dried out one day and then the next it's all oily. Gross.
I'm falling in love with GoodBoy. Or maybe it's Johnny Depp?? Unsure. Whatever. Both are fucking fictitious. Grrr. I got dumped by another member... Now I'm fraught.
Somedays I wish that I could sit on a rainbow just like those kids do on the skittles commercial.
Pantyhose that do not have 'control top' fall down. That stinks.
My apologies for the scattered nature of this entry. Have a splendid day.
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whiskeybent:
Since you requested my friendship I thought I should say hello. 
1_dying_wish:
slurricane, strong enough to start an engine, mayne!