OMG I LOVE AMERICA.
GO USA!
HAPPY KWANZA.
AM I LYING NOW OR BEFORE? OMG WHO KNOWS. YOU CANT BELIEVE LIARS.
WELCOME HOME TROOPS, YOU ARE TRUE HEROES OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRAZY, OMG OMG OMG.

GO USA!
HAPPY KWANZA.
AM I LYING NOW OR BEFORE? OMG WHO KNOWS. YOU CANT BELIEVE LIARS.
WELCOME HOME TROOPS, YOU ARE TRUE HEROES OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRAZY, OMG OMG OMG.

now come to the dark side and learn to direct it in an effective manner, muhahah