kurupt

Hello everybody. Just some random extemporizations for you-
I'm at the fabulous laundromat and as if the panty folding wasn't enought fuel for the laundry pervs, me looking at hot naked chicks on my laptop with give them plent of cannon fodder.
How much god damn time have I spent at the god damn laundormat??!!?? I could be working right now and after the 1 1/2 - 2 hours 5 times a month I spend here that equates to over $100 I'm missing out on. This means one of three things-
1) I should just shut the fuck up cause this is just a part of life and it sure beats washing your tunic on some river rock.
2) I need a laundry genie or at least a hot laundry slave ( Ladies? Any takers?)
3) I am a work-a-holic.
Yesterday I had to explain to a 16 year old what the show "Happy Days" was all about. I broke down every character from Fonzie to Potsie to Pinkey to Mork but couldn't explain why it was such a giant hit for years. Remember the end when Fonzie shacked up with the single mom? It was quite a task....no...an ordeal. Happy Days were totally over-rated. Not like Hall and Oats who were, as we all know, under-rated.
My mind wanders-
Do other girls pee in the shower?
I've never seen two gay men shake hands.
How did mayonnaise originate and for christ sake why?
Bye for now.