kurupt

Okay, so this might not be the whittiest blog i will write, but hilarious, at least those who know me. So i was checkin out myspace and i am on the SG myspace main pic. So I start reading the comments. Man those fuckers are a little harsh, but I take critcism well, i think. There were many that thought my tits were fake, from the pic that was up. SO I call my friend who helped me prepare for my shoot and told her to take a look. She calls me after checkin it and has literally peed her pants. I am an A cup right, and she is an E. So right before Sawa got here to shoot, she is pointing and laughing at me, telling me that I have the smallest tits she has ever seen( they actually shot well, bigger than anyone expected) We laugh so hard we are crying, but this bitch literally peed her pants when she saw those comments. I had to call my roommate, and tell him of this amazing misconception. Who knew A's could look like "eww fakies" at a certain angle. So that was great, but I also got a ton of "I see ribs, someone feed that girl!" Okay, come on, from that angle anyone shows some rib, and I challenge anyone out there to an eating contest. I will fuck you up. One thing I was taught in SD was to fuckin eat! I have had coworkers on their cells to their husbands, telling them about the amount of food they just saw me consume. I just thought it was hilarious! Someone tells a girl 5 lbs heavier than me she is fat and that i am too thin, What do you people want! Fuck! Fuck you all, we all look good on here and that is why we are here! That is actually for the haters out there, i am not conceded, sware! But fuck I fluctuate 10 lbs on a daily basis! So fuck you myspace fucks- I will fuck you in the ass with my double ended dildo- take two bitch! and thank you to all the SG locals! You are the ones supportin and givin us the great comments- that is why we are here! Plus the other naked hot chicks we now have access to! Thanks for debutin me!