kurupt

So this friend of mine had knee surgery and is on crutches, can't bend her leg, lots of meds!! That whole shit luck thing right? Well she slept on my couch for a few days and I noticed her enormous titties have become, well, monumental!! So my roommate, a good friend of hers starts pestering her to show us her tits, we usually get a show, but he ruined it by telling her to take off her shirt and get on her crutches, didnt fly! Then I start thinking, chicks gain a few pounds, they get some boobs out of it, when guys gains weight I see no cock enlargement!! We females are getting fucked again and not the way we like it!. Sure we may have bigger boobs, but now that cock is getting smothered by them and the dudes new -found- belly, where the fuck did that cock go? I have never heard a man say, "the weight goes straight to my cock." If that were the case I would be taking every man out to dinner on me! In my dream land where slaying is routine, blood bath houses are rampant,and jesus is a nympho on crack, the cocks and titties would be growing ever larger. Even our biology is against us (blasphmy- I am a bio-nerd) they get something we get nothing. Well let me play with those boobies cuz I can grow you some in return!!