kurtz

actual graffiti seen at college, library stairwell, @1992:

"Bukowski threw up here"

"atta boy, Bukowski!"

"misogynist"

So Kurtz and I split a chunk of Peyote
threw up on Miss America
Hassled some Malaysian tourists
bought some hot dogs
and put some chicken fried steak on 'em
Put some early Melvins on the ghetto blaster
cursed out some boogie board ridin' fucks
changed the Melvins and put on some Ornette Coleman & PRIMETIME
Drank some Amstel Lights
Ate more of the peyote
Convinced some honeymooning couple to give us cabfare that we used for Goldschlager
Fought some American Eagle models
Took their trophy dates
Made 'em listen to some Tony Conrad & Faust
They dug it and made with the action
They stole the Goldschlager
We stole a bottle of Grey Goose from the eccentric queens down the hall
They Live w/ Roddy Piper appeared on FLIX
Kurtz found some opium behind a stack of Guns & Ammo mags.
God appeared and said "Keep Up The Good Work"