I'm officially broke, spent all my hard earned cash on gigs, shows and festivals to be experienced and enjoyed over the coming (and otherwise dull) months. A couple I'm practically wetting my underpants about in are Pearl Jam and Muse - If they fail to impress I'll devour my own head garment.
If only my numbers would come up on the lottery, I could retire as the man of leisure I was born to become... drinking rum all day and completing profound and intricate pieces of art whilst being pleasured by beautiful and exotic women... if only
Would anyone like to take me on as their bitch? I don't eat much and all I really need is pens, paper and regular sex.
If only my numbers would come up on the lottery, I could retire as the man of leisure I was born to become... drinking rum all day and completing profound and intricate pieces of art whilst being pleasured by beautiful and exotic women... if only
Would anyone like to take me on as their bitch? I don't eat much and all I really need is pens, paper and regular sex.
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sindra:
hahaha hells yea!
sjofn_:
where are you