So, Friday, my new landlord threw me and the new tenants a party. Smoked WAY too much, and did one too many edibles, and texted Milloux something about Swedish Pizza. Oh. And wrote myself a six page letter, detailing how high I was, and how to take care of myself in the morning when I sobered up.
Here are the texts:
Me:
Duuuuuuuuuuude, so high. GUESS FUCKING WHAT?!?! There is a guy who looks JUST LINE CHARLIE from IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY!!! Gonna take a picture!
Milly
Take it
And here's the picture of this awesome dude I thought looked like CHARLIE (NOT Dennis and NOT Mac)--
And then I started telling her about this six-page letter I'd written myself (while stupidly high), and when she asked for a picture of it, I told her:
Okay, hang on. If I get out of bed and suddenly want pizza because the pizza is going to take priority mainly because it's a Swedish Pizza.
WHICH IT WAS NOT. It was just a regular old pizza so I had no idea why I had it SO set in my mind that the pizza was Swedish. And then, I try EXPLAINING, and it just goes all to hell:
What I'm saying is that I'm trying to ascertain is that the letters of which I wrote are going to take you a fortnight to ship to you via eletronic social networking. Mainly known as text.
Goddamn that was a long way of saying it's gonna take me a minute to take pictures of the letter via text because I'm super high and might go and eat that pizza and that it's gonna take me a minute. Because. Well. Pizza.
There is so much bad grammar and fanciness in that statement, my EYES crossed when I read it the next morning. And then woke up Saturday morning, I re-discovered that six-page letter to myself, from a very high me. So, for your Sunday amusement:
"6/1/13 @ 1:13 am (I even datemarked this.)--
Dear me,
You are REALLY high and drunk right now, so when you read this, it'll be your guide to living when you wake up, and, possibly be right now.
First thing is first: * (I literally wrote a little star next to it with a sitenote that said: "MEANS "IMPORTANT"!")
*You wanted to make sure your door was locked, so you came in and then got your keys. THAT MEANS your key is off it's ring. If you leave the house, you CAN'T get back in. So, when you come back i, you'll leave your key for you to find and reattach above your hed in your book nook! (Right hand corner!) and then, what you are about to do now, is GO FILL YOUR GATERAIDE BOTTLE WITH WATER.
Put it on your bedside tabel. There. Hydration. Also, you finished up your last edible so don't feel bad. Coincidentally, you started shaking outisde, and remembered to turn your heater on. You also made up your bed and wrote this letter. Good girl! Okay, keys, water, and warmth! Enjoy the rest of your night, you high-ass!
~You"
And later, I decide to add on to that letter:
"YOU ARE SO STONED!!!! (It's 2:58am!)
Also, you had four men arguing over you in a jousting contest. One looked like Charlie, from It's Always Sunny! And you texted Milloux, and called Bryan! And then you took a high picture of yourself because your eyes are sooooooooo red, dude. And you got undressed in the middle of writing this, and you ran out of paper.
So, anyway, after you got dressed, you wanted that pizza that's in the freezer. You spent an hour telling Milly about that pizza. Apologize ASAP.
Whether or not you eat that pizza depends on if you flop down in bed and go to sleep. And NOT eat the pizza.And just got to bed. So, this VERY, VERY, V.E.R.Y. high Jackie telling you to get in bed! Drink water! Love you, girl! (There's a picture of a weird cat face)
~High You. (Seriously, GO TO BED!)"
Oooh, boy. I was doing too much that night. Anyway, that is all. Gonna go back to bed, wake up a bit later, and start working on my due articles for the Jace Hall Show.Seriously, I cannot stress how excited I am that they are sending me to E3! TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!!!!
ALSO! My girl in Chicago told me that she'll be shipping my cosplay on Monday! I'm so excited to shoot for Cosplay Deviants, and I'm happy to announce that Vivid and I have a multi for CD that we've been talking about. It won't be soon, but in the distant future, but it will happen and it'll be awesome.
And to prepare for Anime Expo 2013, and the cosplay season, I've been working out like a loon for the cosplay season. Thanks to SG for featuring me on their instagram, and making me the first featured #FitnessFriday pic! Here's been my progress over the past two months:
AND THE END RESULT:
I'm going to keep at it! I want to look fantastic in my cosplay, and just in general! I really feel great, and I'm happy that the progress has been so noticeable! Anyway, that's all for now!
Leave love on my sets!
After She Hath Fallen
Pearl Lioness
Flavor Multi!
~*~*~*~*~*~
Instagram: @Kurosunesuicide
My articles on the Jace Hall Show
Facebook page!
Wishlist!
Twitter thing
Here are the texts:
Me:
Duuuuuuuuuuude, so high. GUESS FUCKING WHAT?!?! There is a guy who looks JUST LINE CHARLIE from IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY!!! Gonna take a picture!
Milly
Take it
And here's the picture of this awesome dude I thought looked like CHARLIE (NOT Dennis and NOT Mac)--
And then I started telling her about this six-page letter I'd written myself (while stupidly high), and when she asked for a picture of it, I told her:
Okay, hang on. If I get out of bed and suddenly want pizza because the pizza is going to take priority mainly because it's a Swedish Pizza.
WHICH IT WAS NOT. It was just a regular old pizza so I had no idea why I had it SO set in my mind that the pizza was Swedish. And then, I try EXPLAINING, and it just goes all to hell:
What I'm saying is that I'm trying to ascertain is that the letters of which I wrote are going to take you a fortnight to ship to you via eletronic social networking. Mainly known as text.
Goddamn that was a long way of saying it's gonna take me a minute to take pictures of the letter via text because I'm super high and might go and eat that pizza and that it's gonna take me a minute. Because. Well. Pizza.
There is so much bad grammar and fanciness in that statement, my EYES crossed when I read it the next morning. And then woke up Saturday morning, I re-discovered that six-page letter to myself, from a very high me. So, for your Sunday amusement:
"6/1/13 @ 1:13 am (I even datemarked this.)--
Dear me,
You are REALLY high and drunk right now, so when you read this, it'll be your guide to living when you wake up, and, possibly be right now.
First thing is first: * (I literally wrote a little star next to it with a sitenote that said: "MEANS "IMPORTANT"!")
*You wanted to make sure your door was locked, so you came in and then got your keys. THAT MEANS your key is off it's ring. If you leave the house, you CAN'T get back in. So, when you come back i, you'll leave your key for you to find and reattach above your hed in your book nook! (Right hand corner!) and then, what you are about to do now, is GO FILL YOUR GATERAIDE BOTTLE WITH WATER.
Put it on your bedside tabel. There. Hydration. Also, you finished up your last edible so don't feel bad. Coincidentally, you started shaking outisde, and remembered to turn your heater on. You also made up your bed and wrote this letter. Good girl! Okay, keys, water, and warmth! Enjoy the rest of your night, you high-ass!
~You"
And later, I decide to add on to that letter:
"YOU ARE SO STONED!!!! (It's 2:58am!)
Also, you had four men arguing over you in a jousting contest. One looked like Charlie, from It's Always Sunny! And you texted Milloux, and called Bryan! And then you took a high picture of yourself because your eyes are sooooooooo red, dude. And you got undressed in the middle of writing this, and you ran out of paper.
So, anyway, after you got dressed, you wanted that pizza that's in the freezer. You spent an hour telling Milly about that pizza. Apologize ASAP.
Whether or not you eat that pizza depends on if you flop down in bed and go to sleep. And NOT eat the pizza.And just got to bed. So, this VERY, VERY, V.E.R.Y. high Jackie telling you to get in bed! Drink water! Love you, girl! (There's a picture of a weird cat face)
~High You. (Seriously, GO TO BED!)"
Oooh, boy. I was doing too much that night. Anyway, that is all. Gonna go back to bed, wake up a bit later, and start working on my due articles for the Jace Hall Show.Seriously, I cannot stress how excited I am that they are sending me to E3! TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!!!!
ALSO! My girl in Chicago told me that she'll be shipping my cosplay on Monday! I'm so excited to shoot for Cosplay Deviants, and I'm happy to announce that Vivid and I have a multi for CD that we've been talking about. It won't be soon, but in the distant future, but it will happen and it'll be awesome.
And to prepare for Anime Expo 2013, and the cosplay season, I've been working out like a loon for the cosplay season. Thanks to SG for featuring me on their instagram, and making me the first featured #FitnessFriday pic! Here's been my progress over the past two months:
AND THE END RESULT:
I'm going to keep at it! I want to look fantastic in my cosplay, and just in general! I really feel great, and I'm happy that the progress has been so noticeable! Anyway, that's all for now!
Leave love on my sets!
After She Hath Fallen
Pearl Lioness
Flavor Multi!
~*~*~*~*~*~
Instagram: @Kurosunesuicide
My articles on the Jace Hall Show
Facebook page!
Wishlist!
Twitter thing
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rorschach:
Not a lot of females out there can pull off the short hair and make it look sexay like you do! 
rollnrob: