kurosune

Once upon a time, there were six roommates living together in a small, but comfortable apartment in the lovely area of California known as "The Valley".

~The first roommate was a strong, strapping a dapper chap with sexy hair and a body to match.

~The second roommate (yours truly) was the girlfriend of said dapper chap. Very crazy about him. (*Shameless plug, lmao*)

~The third was the loving and older sister of the first roommate, and dear friend of the second roommate, always greeting each other by throwing their hands into the air and screaming each other's names in pure joy.

~The fourth was the flamboyant, spoiled and divalicious twin brother of the first roommate. Nuff said.

~The fifth was an egotistical little punk who thought he was God's gift to women. Also a spoiled little punk, but as a friend, he's not too shabby.

~And the sixth....

Well, what can be said about the sixth roommate? Sure, she's a lovely girl, and she has a deft hand with housework, but the fact is:

SHE'S A GOTTDAMN DRAMA QUEEN TO THE NINTH DEGREE, and I HATE drama and the people who start them. And we're not talking about little "Oh, my hair won't straighten" drama, we are talking about, full-blown, 'Everyone pity me' immature, high-school manipulative bullshit drama and she sucks in everyone into her nonsense.

*Ahem*

Now, what should be a cute, little hodgepodge of a family QUICKLY turns to hell when it is discovered that roommate number six ISN'T roommate five's girlfriend---she's his straight up fuck buddy.

Nothing wrong with that, right?

WRONG. So very, VERY wrong. This bitch is FAR too immature to be ANYONE'S fuck buddy and actually LIVE with him. First of all, you shouldn't be living with your fuck buddy PERIOD, but that's strictly my opinion. I mean, come on, unless you are just ASKING for drama on your end.

But, this simple bitch just can't seem to see that. So, for the past few months, this has been her M.O:

*Lets roommate five (aka, her fuckbuddy) degrade her, abuse her emotionally and mentally by tearing her down because she's a curvy girl (and any guy who disses a curvy babe can suck my big, purple dildo).

*Allowing him to say things like, "Well, if you move out, the only thing that'll change is that I have to start doing my own laundry again" (END QUOTE), and ultimately treating her like shit.

*Swearing up and down she's going to "get into shape" (I think she's fine as is. She's pretty and reminds me of a mafia wife), and also, being a real pain in everyone's ass.

*Deciding to "get separate beds", which is OBVIOUSLY not gonna work and didn't happen.

*Saying, "Oh, I'm gonna make him want me" and deluding herself.

But here's the fucked-up part; not only does she ALLOW his abusive and douchebag behavior, she gets MAD when he won't commit, and here's the kicker:

It was HER idea in the first place to move in together, all the while saying, "Oh, I don't like him", and SCOFFING at the idea of them "dating", when it's SOOOOOO fucking obvious she's actually in love with this fucking clown, but HE is adament in just wanting to stay her friend/fuckbuddy, because he GENUINELY doesnt have any feelings for this chick (and I can't blame her because she is a real little pissant to deal with now that I've seen her true colors. "You never know a person until you have actually lived with them").

At first, I was SO sympathetic towards her, like, "OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU LET HIM TREAT YOU LIKE THIS!!!" and playing into her little game of "Oh, everyone pity me because I'm SOOOO tragic!!!"

*Makes a HUGE scene and says she's moving back in with her mom and blah, blah, blah.

*Waits until people give her pity and advice, and says "Yeah, you should leave, you shouldn't be treated like this, you deserve better, etc..."

*Goes and has make-up sex with him because she's too much of a little chickenshit to go home (and the bitch has a great home---she's just spoiled and weak).

*BOTH of their stupid asses come and apologize to me and my boyfriend (ie, roommate 1 and 2) for their stupid drama.

And see, when that gets to be a pattern for about TWO MONTHS, IT GETS REALLY OLD REALLY FUCKING FAST. I told you, I DO NOT LIKE asinine drama. I DON'T like manipulative people, I DO NOT LIKE SPOILED PEOPLE, and I HATE WEAK AND STUPID WOMEN!!!!!! (Read: Yes, every woman has her weak moments, but when you are stupid and tolerate some stupid bullshit and start as much drama....UGH)

So, after a while, I'm just like whatever. You LIE about having cancer (yes, this bitch actually LIED about having cancer to "test" her fuck buddy to see if his feelings ran deeper/she LOVES the attention and pity), she takes a pregnancy test WEEKLY when she claims "Oh, we don't fuck anymore, because I'm cutting him off", AND she always makes these empty threats.

Oh, and nevermind she likes to stick her nose in MY fucking business. Case in point, I wanted to go and hang out with Milloux at artwalk a while back, but I was leaving late. And suddenly, she's the one interrogating me, like, "Oh, why are you going out so late?" and "That looks shady" and blah, blah, blah.

BITCH STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING RELATIONSHIP!!!! How DARE you try and accuse me of being a cheater you silly cunt!!! Just because YOU'RE in a fucked up "relationship" doesn't mean I'm going to let you ruin mine, so fuck off bitch. And I don't think I DON'T know you do half the shit you do out of jealousy because it's obvious to everyone anyway.

So, I've HAD it with this chick! And the final straw came when had she FINALLY moved the fuck out and cut off this relationship with roommate number five. FINALLY. It's obvious it's bad for her, the chick is warped, and clearly a masochist, but I STILL felt bad for her, so we decided to go out to the club and have fun.

NOPE. This bitch made me babysit her drunk ass ALLLLLL night, because the boys were there too and she refused to dance with any guy, let guys hit on her, and whenever her fuck buddy would be dancing near us, she'd be like, "HIDE ME! DANCE IN FRONT OF ME SO HE DOESN'T SEE ME!!" and when me and my boyfriend try and go off by ourselves, this bitch is RIGHT on our tails. God. And then she actually REFUSED to go home before us and wanted our roommate to go home first when we are all tired and have to work and do things the next day. She's like, "It's a pride thing!"

BITCH YOU LIVE WITH HIM!!!!!!!

And the worst part is when we DID get home, she's raising all this hell about "I don't want him sleeping in my room" so we are shuffling around, kicking roommate five out of his OWN DAMN ROOM (because she's not paying any rent), and this goes on for AN HOUR before she finally says "I want you to sleep in our room" ("Ours" she says) and I am ready to cut this chick's THROAT open!!! Like seriously, I FUCKING HATE DRAMA!!!!!!!!!

So, when she finally DID move out It's like:



I was SO happy. Like, "THANK YOU!!!!!! PEACE AND QUIET!!!! And then she sends me a text saying she's conspiring with roommate four (the other drama queen and spoiled little bitch-boy), and says, quote:

"Don't tell your boyfriend, but I'm gonna work out, get in shape, and come back in a few months".

And I'm just grateful for the break. Keep in mind, this happened last Monday.

So, yesterday, Friday, I come home and I'm tired and I'm sleepy, and who else should be back BUT this fucking stoner chick. AND SHE MOVED BACK IN. I WANTED TO SNAP HER FUCKING NECK. LIKE REALLY BITCH?!?! YOU ARE SO PATHETIC!!!!!! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM!!!! HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!!!!!!!

Well, THAT lasted long. God, I hate women like her. SO much. And that's why I don't believe her whenever she "apologizes" for all the drama, because I know shit is not gonna change, but at this point, I'm BEYOND giving a fuck. God, I HATE STUPID AND WEAK WOMEN.

Like, seriously, bitch, have some self-respect.