PS:
In short, I've missed you lovely motherfuckas and motherfuckettes (my new favorite word lol)! How have you been, guys and dolls? Things have been good on my end! But first, let's get down to business (To defeat the huns!!!). Thanks for all of your wonderful comments on my last blog, guys! I love you all and will get around to responding to those and the messages!!!!! Promise! 
OKAY! So, where to begin! Okay, well, to begin, my first two weeks of work have been going well! I love the place! The only complaint I have:
It's unforgivably BORING!!!! I mean JEEEEESUS!!!!!! I have the attention span of a gnat, and sitting in a single place, for nine hours, with hardly anything to do, can take a toll on me, especially given I had ADD and ADHD. And especially in the morning after I've had my poison:
I'm honestly trying to wean myself off of coffee (mainly because I don't want the breakouts), but I am a horrid morning person and have had too many close calls with falling asleep at work. But aside from that, I love it! I love my coworkers and my boss is SUCH a sweetheart. LOOK AT THIS CUPCAKE SHE GAVE ME:
It was in an actual flowerpot and everything. BEYOND sinfully delicious.
But, working for an insurance company, all I do is answer phones, transfer calls, sign people in, and validate parking. I love it. It's AMAZING how much writing I'm getting done at work when I'm doing nothing hahaha! (And I'm mighty fond of the pay!) AND it's located on a beautiful work campus:
It's a simple job with no math required, but I'm HORRIBLY depressed that it's not a temp-to-hire job, because the company is moving in November and that's when my assignment will end. 
I hope my next job will be permanent and will be just as fun and as easy! In the meantime, here's me fucking around at work:
The story behind these sunglasses is that some REAL douchebag came in, like...well, a douchebag and was making all these demands, and left his douchey, supposedly "expensive" sunglasses. Well, guys? Do I look douchey enough? 
ANYHOO, there's been a LOT of excitement in these past few weeks, that I am SO excited to share with you. Mainly, what I'm stoked for is...
I am SO stoked. At first, it was SO unlikely that I would even be able to GO, because the house was full and everything, but Yesenia went ahead and put me on the hold list for the first person who would get a spot if someone cancelled, and though I'm not estatic about it, Tovi cancelled, but gave me her spot! I have such mixed feelings! She's such a sweetheart, but I am excited to go now! All I have to do is buy my plane ticket, which is happening THIS week, and if I can survive the next two weeks at work, come Saturday, I'll be on a plane and rubbing noses (and possibly SO much more with---)
Elea
Yesenia
Gunner
LucySky
Alissa
Casshas
Murphie
Chrysis
Renesme
Toxic
Tore
Ryker
SoBelle
Pannn
Drave
elodyKat
Civil
Bitten
Mnislahi
Waikiki
Medusa
I AM FUCKING CREAMING MYSELF IN ANTICIPATION!!!! THERE IS SO MUCH SEXY IN THAT LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am just BESIDE myself!!! Even MORE so because of a very special HUGE muli we will be doing, and I will be shooting a multi with none other than...
And guess who I am shooting my own individual set with....?
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking stoked to meet this dame! You have NO idea!!!!!!!!!! I love her! She and I have been talking and it's always frantic convos about how much we wanna meet and shoot! I am BEYOND excited!
This whole trip is just gonna be NUTSO INSANE!!!! So much hotness, so many beautiful, nekkid women...GOD I am just IN LOVE with this trip! I can't wait!!!
TWO. MOAR. WEEKS. I can do this!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the meanwhile, aside from that, I've been filling my (free) days with places I've really been wanting to visit. Case in point:
I come from a place where there are butterflies EVERYWHERE during the summer/spring/fall, and since moving to California, I have yet to see more than two butterflies in once place at the same time, which is really depressing because I love butterflies and nature (and you guys don't have fireflies, either! WTF CALIFORNIA?!). So, what does my boyfriend do?
Takes me to a freaking BUTTERFLY GARDEN. I swear to God, I was so happy, if he had asked me to marry him then and there, I would have just said YES. Honestly, with all of the problems we've been having lately, and how we've been working and barely see one another, it felt good to...I don't know...remember why we fell for each other in the first place. Like old times.
Okay, enough with the sappy stuff. And now...!
(The necklace he got me. What can I say? Sometimes, he gets it right lol)
And now: CONFESSION TIME. I...
So, needless to say, the museum had a Nature Walk. And it took every ounce of strength I had to walk in there and not start screaming my head off. I made it thanks to Bry, who was trying to help me overcome my phobia, but I was treading on some seriously dangerous psychologically unstable ground. After a while, I started to enjoy myself. A bit lol.
(I was paranoid this thing would jump out at me at any given second lmao)
After I'd made it through without fainting (lolz) we went to see some of the dinosaurs.
("Hey Rick, what do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass."
"Hey, Tom! What do you...?"
"I'VE ALREADY HEARD THIS JOKE!!!! SHUT UP!!!"
Aaaaand that's the end of that! Oh, wait...there's just ONE MORE THING. In prep for Florida....I bit the bullet and decided to get the body mod I've been wanting for a minute:
Anyway, that's all, everyone! I love you, and look for a MASSIVE blog after Florida! TWO MORE WEEKS! I CAN DO THIS!!! Love to all!!!
~Kuro
but I am already planning to come back