Update on the story:
Since someone asked Ill post a somewhat shortened version.
Basically, some random ass weekend night, im driving these guys around to a bunch of the different strip clubs, there havin a shitload of fun, there tossing me money, and buying me lap dances. (not a bad start) After a good few hours at the strip club they decide they want to go dancing, and being that they have tossed me a few dollars I offer to get them into one of the nicer clubs in town, no cover, no waiting in line. They take it and call up their friend and their sisters friend (locals and both very attractive if I might say so myself.) After a few hours in the club, they walk back over (same building complex.. hard to describe basically 3 casinoes tied together) to where Im stationed at and ask for a ride over to the blue lamp, a small little club, where the strippers like to go hang out after work, being that the $ is still flowing I oblige. The guys are a touch older than the sister and her friend (my guess on the girls age (2 of them) is approx 23, the guys (5 of them) bout 35) and noticing the time is approaching 4 in the morning decide to call it quits, they offer the sister and her friend a ride back to their car (its about a 6 block walk in the winter from the blue lamp to the car basically) the sister decides to go along with her brother (I think it was his birthday..) and drags her friend with her. We get back to my casino, and let me explain common practice for our drivers at our casino before this event occured. You drive up to our drop-off area, usually leave the car running, or turn it off and toss the keys in the ash tray while you hop out to let the passengers out. THIS IS COMMON PRACTICE AND IS WHY I GOT IN ABSOLUTELY NO TROUBLE FOR WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. Ok.. so we get back to the casino, and I beleive I had the 7 whom ive already mentioned (5 guys and sister and friend) and also a 2 different couples whom the guys had met at the first club before heading to the blue lamp, so I had 11 people in the limo, a decently full ride considering all of the guys were not considered skrawny by any means. The 2 couples get out first thank me for the ride and go inside, the 5 guys then get out of the car and start talking to me, now being that by this point I had made approx $200 from driving them around, and he still has $ in his hand I walk and talk with the 5 gentlemen ignoring the fact the 2 girls had stayed behind in the limo. (I came to find out later from the friend's sisters brother that the two of them had been argueing over the fact they left the club, apparantly the friend really really wanted to get back to the club..) So I walk inside with the 5 guys, and unbeknownst to be, the friend of the sister shuts the back door and crawls over the divider (from the inside.. like hopping from backseat to frontseat in a normal car..) and finding the keys.. decides she wants to go back to the club, and now has a way. By this time I am all the way inside, and happen to see on our security camera (one at my desk monitors the area outside my desk.. where the limo's pull up..) my limo.. driving off. Needless to say this worries me, not because I think she can get away.. more because I know she can't. Where we pull up for our dropoff in the limo is on the second story of our parking garage, this is a parking garage fully intended for.. you guessed it!! cars!! Complete with pillars pointing out where the lanes for /cars/ should be. Every single time I pull out with a guest in the car, the fact that it was not built with limo's in mind is pointed out to me. Its so difficult to get a limo through, until someone shows you how, you dont think its physically possible. So this is why, yes distressed I am, I am only worried about what this girl is going to cause in damage, not of her getting away. So as she pulls around (theres like a back exit to get from the handicapped area on the 2nd floor around to the normal exit.. hard to explain sorry..) so as she makes it around and approaches the maze of pillars, im about to the car, knowing she cant possibly manuever the pillars, she gets out and goes into the back of the car while I pull it back to the area I had originally parked it (bear with em I tell stories like a 40 year old crack whore..) and thinking she hadnt hit anything (theres a narrow area on the back exit from handicapped area that is also difficult to navigate.. but not impassable as the pillars are..) I go inside to inform our security department what had happened. Now what I had not seen, was the damage done to the driver side panel (basically.. a small wood piece that runs the length of the car as a decorative piece..) when she apparantly scratched it on the narrow area, basically a bit of bondo and some paint would be good as new, but in the bad light of our garage I didnt notice it at first, and only while on the phone with security did the sister's brother point it out to me (the guys were actually still very decent in the whole situation) Obviously the girls had bolted and I was merely left trying to explain what happened, and mysteriously nobody could remember the friends name.. (not that it mattered.. we actually knew who she was by the next morning as soon as we put pressure on the player who had gotten the ride approved. threatened with having to pay for the damage himself.. he magically remebered her name.) So because I had done nothing wrong, other than leave the keys behind, the policy was merely changed, and I was verbally warned to not let it happen again (a week later some crackhead stole valet's van.. got off property and totalled it a few blocks away.. so I was largely ignored in the matter of the limo being damaged on property) So now to the conclusion part, I was called in to "pull tape" with our security managers. I sat with them for about an hour going over survelance from multiple cameras around the casino tracking there every move and printing out many many pictures of the girl with the guests and getting into the limo and stealing the limo.. and running away from the limo. (basically we put a snapshot of the night together to present to police so they can connect her to the high roller and connect her to being the one who stole the car..) I hadn't heard any more on it for well over a month, approaching 2, when I got a call from a detective at the police station asking me to come look at a few pictures.. needless to say was a picture lineup and I was asked to look over it. So.. thats my story, if you read it all I appologise for being a retarded 40 year old crack whore who cant stay on a single coherent train of thought. Comments please, this did happen, and This was the shortest I could reply..
Since someone asked Ill post a somewhat shortened version.
Basically, some random ass weekend night, im driving these guys around to a bunch of the different strip clubs, there havin a shitload of fun, there tossing me money, and buying me lap dances. (not a bad start) After a good few hours at the strip club they decide they want to go dancing, and being that they have tossed me a few dollars I offer to get them into one of the nicer clubs in town, no cover, no waiting in line. They take it and call up their friend and their sisters friend (locals and both very attractive if I might say so myself.) After a few hours in the club, they walk back over (same building complex.. hard to describe basically 3 casinoes tied together) to where Im stationed at and ask for a ride over to the blue lamp, a small little club, where the strippers like to go hang out after work, being that the $ is still flowing I oblige. The guys are a touch older than the sister and her friend (my guess on the girls age (2 of them) is approx 23, the guys (5 of them) bout 35) and noticing the time is approaching 4 in the morning decide to call it quits, they offer the sister and her friend a ride back to their car (its about a 6 block walk in the winter from the blue lamp to the car basically) the sister decides to go along with her brother (I think it was his birthday..) and drags her friend with her. We get back to my casino, and let me explain common practice for our drivers at our casino before this event occured. You drive up to our drop-off area, usually leave the car running, or turn it off and toss the keys in the ash tray while you hop out to let the passengers out. THIS IS COMMON PRACTICE AND IS WHY I GOT IN ABSOLUTELY NO TROUBLE FOR WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. Ok.. so we get back to the casino, and I beleive I had the 7 whom ive already mentioned (5 guys and sister and friend) and also a 2 different couples whom the guys had met at the first club before heading to the blue lamp, so I had 11 people in the limo, a decently full ride considering all of the guys were not considered skrawny by any means. The 2 couples get out first thank me for the ride and go inside, the 5 guys then get out of the car and start talking to me, now being that by this point I had made approx $200 from driving them around, and he still has $ in his hand I walk and talk with the 5 gentlemen ignoring the fact the 2 girls had stayed behind in the limo. (I came to find out later from the friend's sisters brother that the two of them had been argueing over the fact they left the club, apparantly the friend really really wanted to get back to the club..) So I walk inside with the 5 guys, and unbeknownst to be, the friend of the sister shuts the back door and crawls over the divider (from the inside.. like hopping from backseat to frontseat in a normal car..) and finding the keys.. decides she wants to go back to the club, and now has a way. By this time I am all the way inside, and happen to see on our security camera (one at my desk monitors the area outside my desk.. where the limo's pull up..) my limo.. driving off. Needless to say this worries me, not because I think she can get away.. more because I know she can't. Where we pull up for our dropoff in the limo is on the second story of our parking garage, this is a parking garage fully intended for.. you guessed it!! cars!! Complete with pillars pointing out where the lanes for /cars/ should be. Every single time I pull out with a guest in the car, the fact that it was not built with limo's in mind is pointed out to me. Its so difficult to get a limo through, until someone shows you how, you dont think its physically possible. So this is why, yes distressed I am, I am only worried about what this girl is going to cause in damage, not of her getting away. So as she pulls around (theres like a back exit to get from the handicapped area on the 2nd floor around to the normal exit.. hard to explain sorry..) so as she makes it around and approaches the maze of pillars, im about to the car, knowing she cant possibly manuever the pillars, she gets out and goes into the back of the car while I pull it back to the area I had originally parked it (bear with em I tell stories like a 40 year old crack whore..) and thinking she hadnt hit anything (theres a narrow area on the back exit from handicapped area that is also difficult to navigate.. but not impassable as the pillars are..) I go inside to inform our security department what had happened. Now what I had not seen, was the damage done to the driver side panel (basically.. a small wood piece that runs the length of the car as a decorative piece..) when she apparantly scratched it on the narrow area, basically a bit of bondo and some paint would be good as new, but in the bad light of our garage I didnt notice it at first, and only while on the phone with security did the sister's brother point it out to me (the guys were actually still very decent in the whole situation) Obviously the girls had bolted and I was merely left trying to explain what happened, and mysteriously nobody could remember the friends name.. (not that it mattered.. we actually knew who she was by the next morning as soon as we put pressure on the player who had gotten the ride approved. threatened with having to pay for the damage himself.. he magically remebered her name.) So because I had done nothing wrong, other than leave the keys behind, the policy was merely changed, and I was verbally warned to not let it happen again (a week later some crackhead stole valet's van.. got off property and totalled it a few blocks away.. so I was largely ignored in the matter of the limo being damaged on property) So now to the conclusion part, I was called in to "pull tape" with our security managers. I sat with them for about an hour going over survelance from multiple cameras around the casino tracking there every move and printing out many many pictures of the girl with the guests and getting into the limo and stealing the limo.. and running away from the limo. (basically we put a snapshot of the night together to present to police so they can connect her to the high roller and connect her to being the one who stole the car..) I hadn't heard any more on it for well over a month, approaching 2, when I got a call from a detective at the police station asking me to come look at a few pictures.. needless to say was a picture lineup and I was asked to look over it. So.. thats my story, if you read it all I appologise for being a retarded 40 year old crack whore who cant stay on a single coherent train of thought. Comments please, this did happen, and This was the shortest I could reply..
my adhd made it thru the entire story, congratulations are in order