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kung_fu_tattoo

Pasadena, Tx.

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Tuesday Dec 13, 2005

Dec 12, 2005
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born under a bad sign


Man, I cannot beleive my luck this week! I'm generally scheduled off on sunday, and monday. So, sunday I make plans to go visit my grandmother. She lives in a nearby town, but it's about an hour drive. I plan to get my best friend, and his girl a christmas present along the way. I went to the shop where I had seen the perfect gifts for both of them about a month ago, but they're sold out of both items. So, I get some online order information, and continue to my grandmother's. She made a nice lunch for us, that inadvertantly gave me food poisoning. Then, I get a phone call from my brother who needs an emergency ride to work, because his ride flaked out on him. So I haul ass back accross town to pick him up, as I feel the food poisoning kicking in. I pick him up, feeling like shit, and get him to work on time. On my way back home (planning to go straight to bed, and sleep off this misery), my truck up and dies on me. So I then get to spend the next hour on the side of the highway, trying to dodge traffic, and throw up at the same time. The tow truck finally gets there, and we get my truck up on the large bed of the tow, and I miss a step getting down, and bust my ass. I finally get home, and pass out. The next day(this morning) my truck starts right up. My brother's friend said that he had a similar problem with a past vehicle that turned out to be a bad fuel filter. So I go to Autozone, and get a new fuel filter. So, we start to change this S.O.B. out, and I get a face FULL of gasoline. In both eyes, and in my right ear. I had to be lead back inside while blinded (very scary feeling by the way). I jump into the shower with all lmy clothes on trying to flush out my eyes and ear. I can't say what hurt worse, I think it was my ear. So I get to spend the rest of my last day off in the emergency room. So, after a couple of hours, I get a bullshit perscription for eyedrops, and go from a tight christmas shopping budget, to being securely in debt. I also get a nice case of chemical cunjunctivitus, which means I have chemical burns on my eyes. How lucky can a guy get? This is the best christmas ever!

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salome:
Actually, the only Mandarin I can speak is counting to eight and ordering food. whatever I lived there for only three months and taught English and dance so even with classes that's the extent of it. I thought that if I could learn Russian I could learn anything, but Mandarin was sadly beyond my grasp. Good luck with it though!
Dec 17, 2005
poetrybetween:
and that, folks, is why i hate christmas. Because you end up with chemical burns in your eyes. Fuck the holidays.

Thanks for the add, by the way. bok
Dec 18, 2005

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