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ohmigoodness.
i am so tight.
i woke up this morning with a wonderful feeling in my arms, back and shoulders.
hitting shit seems to make me smile.
i want to do it more.
i want to make my whole body shake.
and now i have a strange, overwhelming desire for a skipping rope again.
hit things and jump rope.
seems like a plan to me....
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i am so tight.
i woke up this morning with a wonderful feeling in my arms, back and shoulders.
hitting shit seems to make me smile.
i want to do it more.
i want to make my whole body shake.
and now i have a strange, overwhelming desire for a skipping rope again.
hit things and jump rope.
seems like a plan to me....
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pough:
I was considering getting some skipping rope. Does it require a special kind of rope?
kumquat:
i have no idea if skipping rope requires special rope.
well i'm sure some ropes won't work for being too soft and cushy.
but i don't know.
what am i going to do that's healthy?
not get drunk?
and yes, i actually did.
because sitting still is something i can do at the moment.
well i'm sure some ropes won't work for being too soft and cushy.
but i don't know.
what am i going to do that's healthy?
not get drunk?
and yes, i actually did.
because sitting still is something i can do at the moment.
i am up early.
yes, i'm complaining at being awake before nine.
and yes, i realize that i'm sure you wake up much, much earlier.
but this is stupid.
i shouldn't be awake.
i am only awake because i'm getting a blood test at ONE O'CLOCK.
stupid nerves.
i think i ate enough kappa maki to kill a small child last night.
or at least...
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yes, i'm complaining at being awake before nine.
and yes, i realize that i'm sure you wake up much, much earlier.
but this is stupid.
i shouldn't be awake.
i am only awake because i'm getting a blood test at ONE O'CLOCK.
stupid nerves.
i think i ate enough kappa maki to kill a small child last night.
or at least...
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s_eldorado:
And maybe you need some more of my magic tea...
luverly:
it was a fantastic eve, filled with fantastic people such as yourself. a pleasure indeed...
hm. where to start.
saltspring was interesting and memorable and hopefully angelvanilla and fenris23 will still be able to talk to me after encountering the all knowing MEGABEAST!
my mother is a passive agressive crazy person so hopefully that won't be held against me.
i realized last night that i have a really distorted sense of time.
i thought it had been like a month...
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saltspring was interesting and memorable and hopefully angelvanilla and fenris23 will still be able to talk to me after encountering the all knowing MEGABEAST!
my mother is a passive agressive crazy person so hopefully that won't be held against me.
i realized last night that i have a really distorted sense of time.
i thought it had been like a month...
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angelvanilla:
Thanks for being my yelling partner today, that was super fun! 
eddie:
But I do love to pretend that!
The pink'll never stop me from pretending to be a boy!
The pink'll never stop me from pretending to be a boy!
i've been struck with an introspective mood.
i'm actually looking forward to an hour or so on the ferry by myself.
i think i'll bring a book.
and my thoughts.
and something to write with.
i have a feeling.
i have a very interesting wonderful feeling in the pit of my gut.
a feeling of greatness.
creativity.
most important.
i want to create.
i need...
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i'm actually looking forward to an hour or so on the ferry by myself.
i think i'll bring a book.
and my thoughts.
and something to write with.
i have a feeling.
i have a very interesting wonderful feeling in the pit of my gut.
a feeling of greatness.
creativity.
most important.
i want to create.
i need...
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kumquat:
hahahaha.
nah.
if i won't even pretend punch him. i won't be stabbing him in the anus with a machete.
but hitting him with a high heeled shoe is completely different of course and always acceptable.
nah.
if i won't even pretend punch him. i won't be stabbing him in the anus with a machete.
but hitting him with a high heeled shoe is completely different of course and always acceptable.
dusty:
do you know how much it tickled me to be described as "bloody unbelievable" wow. thank you sooo much. hey, i can almost see your boobie. 
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s_eldorado:
Thanks!
You gotsa mail!
You gotsa mail!
kumquat:
although, somehow today...that's not so funny.
the good news in my life first.
always first.
because who would want to die with just bad news in their throats.
my camera seems to be working. sort of. which is nice. quite nice actually.
there is a lovely boy i know, who is rediculously friendly and i've grown quite attached to him.
or maybe i just like him for his heavy bag.
speaking...
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always first.
because who would want to die with just bad news in their throats.
my camera seems to be working. sort of. which is nice. quite nice actually.
there is a lovely boy i know, who is rediculously friendly and i've grown quite attached to him.
or maybe i just like him for his heavy bag.
speaking...
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eddie:
I think that they would most definitely be sexy.
hethral:
The punching bag is indeed one of the greatest things ever.
saltspring was pretty good.
my mother was infuriating but that's normal.
children are weird.
mennonites are a hell of a lot more interesting than i expected.
skinny dipping is a wonderful feeling.
absolutely lovely.
i had a nice weekend too.
with a monkey who is rediculously nice to me.
illuminares is.
well.
i'm sure it's better if you're getting some.
today i am supposedly cleaning....
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my mother was infuriating but that's normal.
children are weird.
mennonites are a hell of a lot more interesting than i expected.
skinny dipping is a wonderful feeling.
absolutely lovely.
i had a nice weekend too.
with a monkey who is rediculously nice to me.
illuminares is.
well.
i'm sure it's better if you're getting some.
today i am supposedly cleaning....
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pough:
Blech. Same clothes on multiple days always makes me feel so greasy. Possibly because I am.
Children are very definitely weird. I have 11 nephews and nieces. They're all lunatics. Even the sane ones.
Children are very definitely weird. I have 11 nephews and nieces. They're all lunatics. Even the sane ones.
so.
i am not very fond of cars at this moment.
today i was taking my cousins from the uk on a little sightseeing of vancouver.
the car.
the car decided it was much too warm.
much, much too warm.
so warm in fact it wanted to smoke to let a little heat off.
bleedin' 'eck.
but now we're back and we're all safe.
making...
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i am not very fond of cars at this moment.
today i was taking my cousins from the uk on a little sightseeing of vancouver.
the car.
the car decided it was much too warm.
much, much too warm.
so warm in fact it wanted to smoke to let a little heat off.
bleedin' 'eck.
but now we're back and we're all safe.
making...
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drama.
drama-drama-drama-drama-drama.
ENOUGH ALREADY!
i want to cuddle.
i want to colour.
i want to eat fresh fruits.
i'm going to run away to saltspring on thursday i think.
anyone want to run away with me?
it'll be..interesting.
promise.
i'm going to go masturbate with blueberries because they are just too delicious for words.
and finish my faerie picture.
i feel better for the repeating...
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drama-drama-drama-drama-drama.
ENOUGH ALREADY!
i want to cuddle.
i want to colour.
i want to eat fresh fruits.
i'm going to run away to saltspring on thursday i think.
anyone want to run away with me?
it'll be..interesting.
promise.
i'm going to go masturbate with blueberries because they are just too delicious for words.
and finish my faerie picture.
i feel better for the repeating...
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pough:
Yeah! Come to ILLUMINARES (the all-caps event of the summer) so you can see the gorilla's COCK. Make the switch from drama to comedy! 
kumquat:
ahhhh.
hahahaha. dearest. i think you've made me giggle enough to be coming.
hahahaha. dearest. i think you've made me giggle enough to be coming.
Hope that the endorphin buzz lasts awhile!