Have you ever been raped by an animal? Do you know anyone who has? Has you ever been the unfortunate victim of attempted rape by an animal?
Seann's roomates' dog tried to rape me about a month ago. He tried to play it off like I was leading him on. I told him I didn't like him like that, but he was persistent. Eventually I had to yell for help.
P.S. We can all CHOOSE to make our own CHOICES. It scares me to think that few people reach for the pepperoni as opposed to the pearl.
P.P.S. I spent an hour and a half on the phone tonight recruiting Tighty Whitie Ridey-ers.
P.P.P.S. Watermelon Truckstock's fleas are under control, and by the blessed globes of the virgin, he is a beautiful baby. Follows me wherever I go. I love being a momma.
Seann's roomates' dog tried to rape me about a month ago. He tried to play it off like I was leading him on. I told him I didn't like him like that, but he was persistent. Eventually I had to yell for help.
P.S. We can all CHOOSE to make our own CHOICES. It scares me to think that few people reach for the pepperoni as opposed to the pearl.
P.P.S. I spent an hour and a half on the phone tonight recruiting Tighty Whitie Ridey-ers.
P.P.P.S. Watermelon Truckstock's fleas are under control, and by the blessed globes of the virgin, he is a beautiful baby. Follows me wherever I go. I love being a momma.
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we are forever stuck on the illustrious Crispin Hellion Glover!
who volunteered to pick up mail and feed the dogs
for another friend
they were two rotts
as he opened the door, the dogs were excited
one of them started pushing him around
it push him into a chair and started to go at his legs
he tried to push him off and the dog growled back violently
it scared the fuck out of the guy
he tried again
same answer
he opted to let the dog do his thing
until his pants were dirtied
poor guy