kstar

My mate and I invented a game...we call it 'Balanthara'

It essentially involves you walking - balancing - as best you can down fences, railings, etc...

You know what's coming. During a attempt, I lost my footing, and as I fell it my instincts took over as it occurred to me that one leg was either side of the railing...which is never good....at some point, I intend to procreate...this is bad....fuck....I thrust my pelvis forward so as to protect my groin, and in doing so have given my tail bone a bruise the size of...well, my ass. I also smashed my shin off the rail as I landed. I'm not kidding here...sitting down is a major problem....I need to lie on my front tonight...I intend to go to a fancy dress party tommorrow as a Playboy Bunny...and this might afftect how I walk in heels...

It's so sore, man.