Gather 'round children, it's storytime.
So on Saturday at about 10 am I wake up. I sense something's wrong...something hot and gooey and dark on my stomach. -Blood? What the fuck?- On closer inspection I discover the identity of the mystery substance that was wrapping itself around my tummy -- chocolate!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww. It takes me a few moments, but eventually I realize that some of...
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So on Saturday at about 10 am I wake up. I sense something's wrong...something hot and gooey and dark on my stomach. -Blood? What the fuck?- On closer inspection I discover the identity of the mystery substance that was wrapping itself around my tummy -- chocolate!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww. It takes me a few moments, but eventually I realize that some of...
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broadwaybee:
AHAHAHA you named him Thomas! Awesome.
Yeah, am I the only one that has a hard time not telling people how fucking stupid they are for feeding their cats 'Science Diet special super triple ultra medical cat blend with five essential nutrients BLABLABLA'? Some people. I get pissed - it's hard to keep my mouth shut.
But it's fucking brilliant that you knew exactly what my 'ack' was about. Hah.
Yeah, am I the only one that has a hard time not telling people how fucking stupid they are for feeding their cats 'Science Diet special super triple ultra medical cat blend with five essential nutrients BLABLABLA'? Some people. I get pissed - it's hard to keep my mouth shut.
But it's fucking brilliant that you knew exactly what my 'ack' was about. Hah.
wolfwood:
Hey, there's this ravey-type thing at the Union South next Friday (2/25). It's all ages and free. Would you want to go?
Every fucking time I find a job that I'd love, it won't work out.
Case in point:
http://www.jobcenter.wisc.edu/jobdetail.asp?JobID=16325&SiteFlag=2
It's a dog training thing that uses positive reinforcement. I would have to take my dog through at least one class (which would be free, and I'd like to do that anyway). It'd be a couple days a week for three hours at a time between 5:30-9....
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Case in point:
http://www.jobcenter.wisc.edu/jobdetail.asp?JobID=16325&SiteFlag=2
It's a dog training thing that uses positive reinforcement. I would have to take my dog through at least one class (which would be free, and I'd like to do that anyway). It'd be a couple days a week for three hours at a time between 5:30-9....
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wolfwood:
Well, if you applied, you'd just have to get the application in by the 25th and then go take the test a couple weeks later. From my experience, it'd probably be at least a couple months before they called you, so it wouldn't hurt to put in an application. I have to go pick one up myself soonish, so maybe I could go get one for you, too. I know you'd rather work with animals, but I figured since it paid so much and you get benefits, it'd be worth a shot.
WPM = Words Per Minute; how many words you type per minute
Net WPM = Total WPM - Errors (like x amount of time off for each error)
I have a typing program I bought that you can borrow and install on your computer if you want.
WPM = Words Per Minute; how many words you type per minute
Net WPM = Total WPM - Errors (like x amount of time off for each error)
I have a typing program I bought that you can borrow and install on your computer if you want.
kryogenickiki:
If you could pick up an app for me and let me borrow your typing program that'd be awesome.
So Robert, my chemistry/genetics teacher, thinks there's something wrong with me. I think he thinks I'm sick or something. Today he was like, "Would you mind if I called home?" and it's like, "Well, yeah...." and he's like, "Well, if you're not acting different within a week or so I'm probably going to call home." So I really don't know what to do, mainly because...
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fallen1carus:
hm... have you asked him what he thinks is wrong with you? sounds like a good place to start...
kryogenickiki:
You people and your logic. Psh, I am above that.
No, actually I was planning on asking him what he thinks is wrong with me, especially if he asks if I'm feeling okay or if I got enough sleep or whatever again.
No, actually I was planning on asking him what he thinks is wrong with me, especially if he asks if I'm feeling okay or if I got enough sleep or whatever again.
Personal money stuff that I doubt any of you will find very interesting....it's basically me just thinking outloud
So....
I've come to the realization that I'm fucking broke.
I got my paycheck today. $130. (I get paid bi-weekly.) Not only that, but my paycheck is already spent (not physically spent, but all that money has certain places to go.) I have $2.14 in my checking...
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I've come to the realization that I'm fucking broke.
I got my paycheck today. $130. (I get paid bi-weekly.) Not only that, but my paycheck is already spent (not physically spent, but all that money has certain places to go.) I have $2.14 in my checking...
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broadwaybee:
HAHAHAHA, man - we're the same person.
Except I spend more $$ on pot than you do.
Except I spend more $$ on pot than you do.
kryogenickiki:
Well, I got my I.O.U. down to $244 today. I'm getting there....
So tonight I have the house to myself, which is very nice. I decide to take a bath and since I'm the only human around, I leave the bathroom door open. The cats are all pretty curious and most come in to cautiously check it out. John, however, decides he needs to investigate further and hops up onto the edge of the bathtub. I warn...
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1kiss_of_life:
Have you died of cat scratch fever? 
Did you and John fall in the deep end again?
Did you and John fall in the deep end again?
kryogenickiki:
Yeah, I've kind of been dead here recently. I'll get around to posting a new entry one of these days...
So I had my MATC placement test today. My mom drops me off at MATC and gives me her cell phone so I can call her if I'm done early, I go to the information center and ask where the room is, and they tell me I should be at the building on Commercial Avenue. Great, just great. So I call my home a billion...
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broadwaybee:
Math+Girlie= 
1kiss_of_life:
I made an A in college algebra. My secret!!?? I was dating a CPA at the time. And no I didn't date him for his math skills I am not that shallow ... he had a big ummm yeah a big boat and a vette as well. 
I do keep intellegence high on my list 'must haves' to this day.
Hi, My name is Janet. I live in KY. I am single. I am a recovering redneck dater.
I do keep intellegence high on my list 'must haves' to this day.
Hi, My name is Janet. I live in KY. I am single.
I am a recovering redneck dater.
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1kiss_of_life:
Cool and if you decided you need to cover the edges or at least the lower edge a good product to use is a Dr Scholls product. They are rectangles of that soft lining for calluses and such. You can use them to cover any edges you think you may need to cover. Very soft on any kitties boobies crossing over.
Thanks for the pictures.
I may need to buy one or two of those for my fickle Czar. Or maybe it will just give Nox a few more spots to use just to piss him off. lol
My Goddess of Night rules.
Even in the litter box department.
Thanks for the pictures.
I may need to buy one or two of those for my fickle Czar. Or maybe it will just give Nox a few more spots to use just to piss him off. lol
My Goddess of Night rules.
Even in the litter box department.
nyhcx516:
i did that for one of my cats back in NY, he was too big for regular litter boxes, so i got him a huge storage bing thing. but it didnt have that cool sticker...
I'm trying to think of some cool names I could name the corn snakes (if I get them).
For the white one, I was thinking Moonshine, just because I've always thought it'd be cool to have a white animal named Moonshine. I was thinking of Bathory for the red one (like Elizabeth Bathory, the woman who killed 600 girls so she could bathe in their...
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For the white one, I was thinking Moonshine, just because I've always thought it'd be cool to have a white animal named Moonshine. I was thinking of Bathory for the red one (like Elizabeth Bathory, the woman who killed 600 girls so she could bathe in their...
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broadwaybee:
Hey Kiki - do you have any info on Wysong?
kryogenickiki:
Wysong is a pretty good food, although some of the dry seems to have more grains/fillers than needed. It's all human grade stuff though. The all-meat canned food is awesome, but it can't be fed as a complete diet. What I like more about Wysong than their food is the information that the company puts out - particularly Dr. Wysong's book The Truth About Pet Foods. They've also got some information at http://wysong.net. I think my favorites are the Wysong company not recommending that you feed carnivores like they're vegetarians and what the Wysong company says about raw diets (in short, that they're good....you won't hear that from many pet food companies, especially pet food companies who don't make their own raw diet).
I'm going to go insane.
So first I'm browsing some reptile websites and looking at unbelievably gorgeous pictures of snakes - piebald ball pythons, white ball pythons, etc., some of which are going for $38,000. Then I come across this Southwest Wisconsin reptile website that's also selling various snakes, so I take a gander at some of the corn snakes. What do I see? What...
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So first I'm browsing some reptile websites and looking at unbelievably gorgeous pictures of snakes - piebald ball pythons, white ball pythons, etc., some of which are going for $38,000. Then I come across this Southwest Wisconsin reptile website that's also selling various snakes, so I take a gander at some of the corn snakes. What do I see? What...
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wolfwood:
I like the red one.
broadwaybee:
Thanks for the kitty links! They help reduce the number of people who think I'm full of shit.
Bottom of the entry. What the hell kind of cats are those?! Wtf?! Those are cats, right?
You have to bathe them fairly often because otherwise they'll get grease spots on your stuff (since they don't have fur to absorb the natural oils).
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