I haven't felt the greatest today, probably because I ate 3 fried mushrooms, 1 slice of pizza, 1 small salad, 2 cups of coffee, 2 glasses of soda, and 3 energy drinks. I haven't been very hungry lately - I just know I have to eat when my stomach starts hurting a lot and I feel sick.
So tonight I'm working (as a phone girl at a pizza place) and a bunch of people call at the same time. I'm going through the lines saying, "Thank you for calling Glass Nickel East, can you please hold? Thank you." and on line 5 I say that and the woman just starts talking. So I interrupt her and say, "Ma'am, can you please hold?" but she refuses to and says, "I need to tell you something! blah blah blah I'm dumb and I don't understand the meaning of 'hold.'" By this time some of the other phone people have started answering the other lines so I give in to the dumb woman.
Me=me
DW: stupid jackass on the other end of the phone
DW: I need to cancel an order for Eva Peat. She's not feeling well now.
I pull up the order, put her on hold, and go see if I can find the order. No one in the pizza kitchen has a clue as to where it is and I finally find it completely finished and just waiting for a driver to take it out.
Me: No, I'm sorry, that order's already been made.
DW: Well I need to cancel it. The person who ordered it isn't feeling well anymore and doesn't want it.
Me: The pizza has already been completely made. You can't cancel it after it's been made.
DW: Well the person who ordered it doesn't want it anymore because she's not feeling well.
Me: Okay, but you can't cancel the order after it's already been made.
You get the idea...that goes on for a few more minutes.
DW: WELL I NEED TO CANCEL THE ORDER! WE DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE!
Me: I'm sorry but you called too late to cancel it.
DW: WELL WE'VE GOTTEN PIZZA FROM YOU BEFORE AND WE DIDN'T LIKE IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS ORDER BECAUSE SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL.
Me: If you didn't like it you shouldn't have ordered it again and I'm sorry she's not feeling well but you called too late to cancel the order.
DW: I DIDN'T CALL TOO LATE TO CANCEL THE ORDER! I'M CANCELLING IT RIGHT NOW!
Me: Yes, you did call too late. If you called after the pizza's been made, which you did, you called too late.
DW: Well we don't want it!
Me: You still owe us $18.50 for it because the pizza was already made when you called to cancel it.
That goes on for a while, too. Eventually I hear her go, "You know what to do." I think she handed the phone to a baby or something because I just heard someone press a few buttons. Then I hung up because she was a stupid douche bag. On her customer information screen which comes up every time she orders I wrote, "They owe us $18.50 for a pizza that was cancelled after it had been made." Later I was telling Luke (another phone person about it) and he added "bitch" to the message.
Goddamned moron.
Tomorrow night after work I'm going to play poker with Glass Nickel people
. There will be poker chips and booze and pot for all! I kept announcing that I'm bringing tonic.
Last night after Glass Nickel had closed I went and stood behind the bar and felt cool. Some of the other Glass Nickel employees were sitting at the bar talking. Freddie asked me why I don't like to be called Kirsten and I said that it wasn't so much that I didn't like being called Kirsten but it was moreso that Kiki's a lot easier because people always mess Kirsten up. Freddie said he liked the name Kiki but that it sounded like a porn star. I said, "One of these days..."
And because I can:
Edit: In retrospect, posting almost-naked pictures of myself on the internet could easily backfire at some point.
Lucy (the semi-feral cat I trapped in September) is having a sleep over 5 feet away with her new owner/my roommate. It's adorable.
2:46 am edit
Lookie at the picture I took of Noah (my dove) and my new Pink Floyd poster. I like it anyway:
So tonight I'm working (as a phone girl at a pizza place) and a bunch of people call at the same time. I'm going through the lines saying, "Thank you for calling Glass Nickel East, can you please hold? Thank you." and on line 5 I say that and the woman just starts talking. So I interrupt her and say, "Ma'am, can you please hold?" but she refuses to and says, "I need to tell you something! blah blah blah I'm dumb and I don't understand the meaning of 'hold.'" By this time some of the other phone people have started answering the other lines so I give in to the dumb woman.
Me=me
DW: stupid jackass on the other end of the phone
DW: I need to cancel an order for Eva Peat. She's not feeling well now.
I pull up the order, put her on hold, and go see if I can find the order. No one in the pizza kitchen has a clue as to where it is and I finally find it completely finished and just waiting for a driver to take it out.
Me: No, I'm sorry, that order's already been made.
DW: Well I need to cancel it. The person who ordered it isn't feeling well anymore and doesn't want it.
Me: The pizza has already been completely made. You can't cancel it after it's been made.
DW: Well the person who ordered it doesn't want it anymore because she's not feeling well.
Me: Okay, but you can't cancel the order after it's already been made.
You get the idea...that goes on for a few more minutes.
DW: WELL I NEED TO CANCEL THE ORDER! WE DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE!
Me: I'm sorry but you called too late to cancel it.
DW: WELL WE'VE GOTTEN PIZZA FROM YOU BEFORE AND WE DIDN'T LIKE IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS ORDER BECAUSE SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL.
Me: If you didn't like it you shouldn't have ordered it again and I'm sorry she's not feeling well but you called too late to cancel the order.
DW: I DIDN'T CALL TOO LATE TO CANCEL THE ORDER! I'M CANCELLING IT RIGHT NOW!
Me: Yes, you did call too late. If you called after the pizza's been made, which you did, you called too late.
DW: Well we don't want it!
Me: You still owe us $18.50 for it because the pizza was already made when you called to cancel it.
That goes on for a while, too. Eventually I hear her go, "You know what to do." I think she handed the phone to a baby or something because I just heard someone press a few buttons. Then I hung up because she was a stupid douche bag. On her customer information screen which comes up every time she orders I wrote, "They owe us $18.50 for a pizza that was cancelled after it had been made." Later I was telling Luke (another phone person about it) and he added "bitch" to the message.
Goddamned moron.
Tomorrow night after work I'm going to play poker with Glass Nickel people
. There will be poker chips and booze and pot for all! I kept announcing that I'm bringing tonic.
Last night after Glass Nickel had closed I went and stood behind the bar and felt cool. Some of the other Glass Nickel employees were sitting at the bar talking. Freddie asked me why I don't like to be called Kirsten and I said that it wasn't so much that I didn't like being called Kirsten but it was moreso that Kiki's a lot easier because people always mess Kirsten up. Freddie said he liked the name Kiki but that it sounded like a porn star. I said, "One of these days..."
And because I can:
Edit: In retrospect, posting almost-naked pictures of myself on the internet could easily backfire at some point.
Lucy (the semi-feral cat I trapped in September) is having a sleep over 5 feet away with her new owner/my roommate. It's adorable.
2:46 am edit
Lookie at the picture I took of Noah (my dove) and my new Pink Floyd poster. I like it anyway:
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The pizza was great and I thought the messages were really cute! Pansy ripped up the box though.
Raw Food Book. It's not actually that long because a good part of it is recipes.