Happy New Year! 
I hope everyone partied as much as I did last night.
Believe me, it was quite a fucking feat to pull my ass outta bed this afternoon. But I had a cool time. Now for some lists:
WHAT ROCKED ABOUT 2004
my first tattoo
doing a spot on Real Sex
(although it won't air til 2006 
)
summering in Portland, Oregon
my first girlfriend
getting spanked by a porn star
joining SG
hooking up with old and new friends on SG
WHAT SUCKED ABOUT 2004
breaking up with my first girlfriend
BUSH
the loss of a friend
lost opportunities to bang some professors
THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN 2005
hooking up with a hot guitarist (when she leaves her girl)
hooking up with this redheaded TA
hooking up with this girl and her boyfriend
hooking up with this porn star
Winter Fire!!!!!!!!!!!
turning 20 yrs old
getting my next tattoo
learning how to ejaculate
participating in the Vagina Monologues on 2/19
plus a whole bunch of other shit I probably shouldn't mention for legal purposes (all I'll say is that it involves a horse and some clogs).
Anyway, here's to a happy and healthy new year, with all of the sex and none of the STI's.
I hope everyone partied as much as I did last night.
Believe me, it was quite a fucking feat to pull my ass outta bed this afternoon. But I had a cool time. Now for some lists:
WHAT ROCKED ABOUT 2004
my first tattoo
doing a spot on Real Sex
(although it won't air til 2006 )
summering in Portland, Oregon
my first girlfriend
getting spanked by a porn star
joining SG
hooking up with old and new friends on SG
WHAT SUCKED ABOUT 2004
breaking up with my first girlfriend
BUSH
the loss of a friend
lost opportunities to bang some professors
THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN 2005
hooking up with a hot guitarist (when she leaves her girl)
hooking up with this redheaded TA
hooking up with this girl and her boyfriend
hooking up with this porn star
Winter Fire!!!!!!!!!!!
turning 20 yrs old
getting my next tattoo
learning how to ejaculate
participating in the Vagina Monologues on 2/19
plus a whole bunch of other shit I probably shouldn't mention for legal purposes (all I'll say is that it involves a horse and some clogs).
Anyway, here's to a happy and healthy new year, with all of the sex and none of the STI's.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
sameskull:
BUSH ruined my fucking year! what where ya doin in real sex? where you one of them people they harass and ask questions on the street?
chitin:
Ugh. I got home at around 11 on election night, saw how things were going, started drinkin' and didn't stop...