Hi, everybody! (Hi, Dr. Nick!)
Well, let me spill the info since I've been gone sooo long.
Last Sunday I went to Toys in Babeland, a sex toy store, and got a world class lesson on aural sex taught by Mistress Midori. Mistress Midori, for those of you who are unaware, is a sex educatin' dom. (And god is she hot
). She taught me how to use my voice more in seduction and sexual situations. I was a very apt pupil, especially when she pretended to be my lover trying to coax me into vaginal fisting. I soaked the seat! 
(Clean up in aisle 3).
Also, last Monday, I held my sex toy workshop at my school, which was crazy wild. Chad Hunt, the famous porn star, was there. I had lots o' toys, and I got spanked by Chad.
There were so many people that I had to turn some of them away. It was three hours long but by the time it was over everyone was either wet or had a hard-on. (Nothing makes me happier than a room full of stiff pricks and wet pussies 
).
One final note, for those who know about the "sex farm" event Dark Odyssey I was supposed to go to a couple of months ago but had to miss, I have fantabulous news. I will be attending their winter weekend event, called Winter Fire. There will be sex workshops galore except this time, instead of being in a camp setting, it will be in a hotel in Maryland. Perhaps some of you who have the means can attend also and meet me there for some naughty times. If not (
) I promise to return with tales of drink and debauchery.
Till my next installment...
Well, let me spill the info since I've been gone sooo long.
Last Sunday I went to Toys in Babeland, a sex toy store, and got a world class lesson on aural sex taught by Mistress Midori. Mistress Midori, for those of you who are unaware, is a sex educatin' dom. (And god is she hot
). She taught me how to use my voice more in seduction and sexual situations. I was a very apt pupil, especially when she pretended to be my lover trying to coax me into vaginal fisting. I soaked the seat!
(Clean up in aisle 3).
Also, last Monday, I held my sex toy workshop at my school, which was crazy wild. Chad Hunt, the famous porn star, was there. I had lots o' toys, and I got spanked by Chad.
There were so many people that I had to turn some of them away. It was three hours long but by the time it was over everyone was either wet or had a hard-on. (Nothing makes me happier than a room full of stiff pricks and wet pussies ).
One final note, for those who know about the "sex farm" event Dark Odyssey I was supposed to go to a couple of months ago but had to miss, I have fantabulous news. I will be attending their winter weekend event, called Winter Fire. There will be sex workshops galore except this time, instead of being in a camp setting, it will be in a hotel in Maryland. Perhaps some of you who have the means can attend also and meet me there for some naughty times. If not (
) I promise to return with tales of drink and debauchery.
Till my next installment...
You need to let us NY heads know when you are doing these workshops!