kristina_c

I had oral surgery today, which was both fucked up and quite pleasant. My first time having surgery so I was curious to see what they would do. We decided that only 2 wisdom teeth would be removed. They told me what would happen: I would be put to sleep, they would pry open my mouth, cut through bone and gum tissue, then stitch me up and send me on my way with painkillers and antibiotics. Two things ran through my mind: I wish I could watch the operation because it sounds so fucking cool and how much is this shit going to hurt? Ive always hated dentists, dont trust them. They scrape, drill, and stab me in a place that I use for too many important things. I mean, they have no fucking regard for the fact that giving head after getting a filling isnt the most pleasant thing. Plus, after watching the movie The Dentist, I sure as hell get nervous before I go under the knife. Anyway, they stuck the IV in my arm and in 20 seconds I was out. I tell you that was the best trip Id ever had. I was riding a dragon of fire in an empty black vacuum. Ive never done any serious drugs, just a little marijuana, and I certainly dont endorse them but all I can say is that the experience was one I want to hold on to. I awoke on a chair of black leather and for a few minutes thought I was in a dungeon and started to get a little aroused. All in all I came out of it dizzy and with a pounding fucking headache. Eight hours later Im still spitting out blood. The painkillers are really taking care of the pain though. And thank god for that. I felt like I had gotten smacked across the mouth with a lead pipe. Now its down to a dulled throbbing like a hand squeezing my wounds. But the blood tastes nice.