kristiana

121 Things You Probably Could Have Figured Out On Your Own
1. I am dehydrated 90% of the time.
2. I need a lot of attention. I find it pathetic.
3. I am an art whore. All kinds. Namely poetry, photography, drawing, music, body mods, all of it.
4. I am in fact an alcoholic. I am not however trying to recover at the present time. Though I have slowed down a great deal, I have to wonder if it was on purpose.
5. I eat a god-awful amount of cheese.
6. I love frosted animal crackers and strawberry cream soda. I have witnesses.
7. I am attracted to big, strong, manly men. Tragically they're usually assholes.
8. In no way do I mean this cocky, but rejection rarely happens to me. So when it does, I don't take it well. At all. F r e a k out.
9. I am ADD as fuck.
10. Like most people, I want what can't or don't have. A lot of times when I get it, I grow bored and throw it/he/orshe away.=)
11. I think sleep is a waste of time. *and no I don't do meth*
12. I come alive at night baybee.<3
13. I HATE silence. It makes me crazy.
14. I usually hate being alone, not relationship-wise, just in general.
15. I have an invisible friend. His name is Sid. This is no joke.
16. I get often get sick of the way I look and change it. Hence my love for hair dye and piercings.
17. I am FUCKING creative.
18. I am more unique than you know.
19. I move a lot. I have all my life. Not always for the best, but I am a drifter. It's how I roll.
20. Partly because I am a drifter, people come in and out of my life. If you don't keep in touch with me, I say fuck you and throw you away like yesterday's abortion. I make new friends easily. I keep few very few of them.
21. I pay close attention to the little things people do or say. The small things mean a lot to me. If you hand-write me a letter, or remember my favorite color, I'll never forget you.
22. I bottle up emotions 'till I 'splode.
23. I am more indecisive than any one I know. I will spend a half hour at a vending machine. I will also think I'm in love with you one second, and drop you like you're hot the next. Word.
24. I love my little sisters a lot. They are the most decent human beings I know. They are brilliant and sweeter than ur favorite coccaine. Do __not__ fuck with them.
25. If you're a homaphobe, don't even bother talking to me, because I hate you.
26. I hate imposing. And I hate walking on eggshells. Pssh.
27. I won't EVER change for any one but myself. Don't even attempt it because you're wasting your time. I will not be molded into your precious little hardcore XxXedge princess of pansy. I drink. I fuck. And I think your little faggot fad is pathetic.
28. I am not a vegetarian. Don't be a dick about it.
29. I loathe dentists. Doctors. And needles. No heroin for me no.
30. I am very afraid of sharks, water creatures, and water in general.
32. I curse like a sailor on moonshine.
33. I wear way too much makeup.
34. I love to dress up. If I had a penis, I'd make a great queen.
35. I want to be an actress. I act all the time...When I'm alone.
36. I've had a guitar in every house i have lived in for about 5 years now and don't know how to play shit.
37. I want to play bass bad.
38. I love to sing. Never in front of people unless we're close as balls, I'm drunk, and the music is loudloud. P.s. Drunk is the key word.
39. I'd like to think I'm smarter than people assume I am.
40. I have the best advice but sadly never take it.
41. Do NOT use me. For any purpose. I am big on revenge and I'll fuck you over in more ways than one if I really want to.
42. Don't date me assuming you're going to get sex. You'd be lucky.
43. I've come to find raising your standards can be a bit of a drag.
44. I tend to date total dickbags who get off on treating me like shit.
45. I have fairly low self-esteem. You'd be surprised.
46. I'm that girl who has to be told she's pretty and wanted on a regular basis, or the self-esteem gets kicked down a notch. P a t h e t i c.
47. I strongly believe Rob Zombie should not make movies.
48. I am an optimist.
49. I don't trust you. And likely never will. Nothing personal. Maybe.
50. I love animals um a lot. If you take me to a petstore I'll stay for hours, name them all, and come out teary-eyed.
51. I don't really dig oral all that much. Recieving, that is.
52. I pretty much despise Xmas and Valentine's Day.
53. I prefer being single 90% of the time...But on occasion...I fall for some one wrong for me...<3
54. I have an odd attraction to Jim Morrison. Don't fuck with me about it.
55. I can't stand a male more sensitive and EMOtionally needy than me.
56. If you are whiny and/or self-loathing, rather than talking to me, go hang yourself already.
58. I add any one who adds me. I do not know why. I also don't delete people I hate. Weird.
59. I now only write poems when I'm at an extreme anger or sadness. I wish I still wrote more. I kept me sane.
60. I procrastinate like a bitch.
61. I hate hardcore, rap, pop and country.
62. Industrial is quite possibly a least favorite of mine.
63. I am a pack rat. I save every little piece of shit that means nothing to you. Don't ever assume you can throw something away without me taking off your balls.
64. I keep a journal. And I'm not talking livejournal you faggies.
65. I have a sad addiction to the internet.
66. I can not read when I'm drunk.
67. I hate the fact that I date guitarists. You smarmy musicians are not to be trusted.
69. I fucking hate more than anything when people make empty promises.
70. I love stars. And glitter. Glam whore much?
72. I am lazy. And unmotivated. But on the occasion I get going, I overdo it.
73. I fucking love going to shows and parties. It's once again, how I roll.
74. People walk all over me. Including my own family. I. Hate. It. Fuck you.
75. It's hard for some people tp say, "I love you." It's hard for me to say please, thankyou and sorry. I really don't know why. So please don't ever think I'm ungrateful. I assure you. My gratitude is great.
76. Don't fucking lie to me. Don't fucking cheat on me. Is it so much to ask?
77. I am way more spontaneous than you and your mom. Prove me wrong and I'll probably fall for you.
78. I hate the dark. alot.
79. I'm terrified of suffocating.
80. I haven't smoked weed in over 3 years. I don't intend on starting again. ever.
81. I blow more money than coke on prom night.
99. I don't take kindly to acronyms.
100. I AM NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM. I promise.<3
102. A lot of people don't quite get or appreciate my humor. It's as dirty as your grandmother's vagina.
104. I contradict myself more than the bible. Shut your mouth you do too.
106. I like ukalylees but I DON'T like Jack Johnson. Ass. He and John Mayer should go fuck.
109. I love Panic! at the Disco. Deal with it mommy.
100. I am the most low maintenance female you will ever meet. Seriously. Ask anyone.
116. I am not a fucking gold digger. I secretly feel bad when people buy me things. Although the gesture is sweet.
118. I'm scared of trains. I will not walk on tracks. Noo.
114. I hate sleeping alone. I AM a cuddle whore. Stuffed aminals are my friend.
193. I suck at math
200. Sometimes I forget to brush my hair after I shower. For like, a week. I am the queen of the messed up ponytail
121. I am in love with Steve Carell. No really.