kristi13085

I must be that 10% of people that just cannot keep piercings. Both of my nipples rejected. My rook/daith industrial looks like a bomb went off in each hole. And yesterday was just the icing on the cake.
I'll start off with the shorter, less humorous part. I had to say my goodbyes to my top surface bar on my back. Now I'm left with a diamond. The top bar was rejecting unfortunately. But the other two bars are okay so I left them in. Can't wait for my corset in less than a month..!!
Now, for the most hilarious piercing related experience yet. I'm at work yesterday, and something in my pants just didn't feel right. So, I figured my tampon was out of place or something. When I went to the bathroom, I noticed that my vertical hood barbell had managed to slide it's way halfway into my hood. I tried to push it up, it wouldn't budge. So i tried to pull it out the bottom. Yea, right. So I come out of the bathroom and I tell the kid Mike whats going on. Of course I'm laughing entirely too hard to even be understood, when he finlly understands, he's laughing just as hard as me. Now, I'm in pain from walking with it like that and I just cant stop laughing because I can't believe what's happening to me. So, every 10-15 minutes I go to the bathroom and try a diff way to get it out. Nothing was working. So, I call Lou who pierced me. He's tattooing and won't be done for a few hours. So I call Dom, my main piercer. He's piercing right now. Called back 15 minutes later, a group of people just walked in and he's getting ready to pierce again. Like 10 minutes later he calls me back and asks whats up. So, I tell him that my hood ring is stuck inside of me. He laughs really really hard. He asks me when I'm coming down and I tell him, I don't know what to do because I have a tampon in and it's 'that time of the month'. So, he tells me that he doesn't care and he'll do it for me anyway, to just come down sometime that day. So, I left work early and told them I had a personal female problem. I went and cut and highlighted my friends hair then headed home for the shower. Before I showered I managed to pull the ring out the bottom!! Yay!! So, I decided to keep the hole open I would put the ring in with the bigger ball on top so the little one wouldn't slide through. Yea, Ok. The bigger ball is too top heavy and now it's pulling the little ball through the bottom hole! So, I went to see Dom and he told me to get titanium jewerly, same gauge, because its 45% lighter. So now I have to deal with this top heavy barbell in my vagina. With the little ball being sucked up into my clitoris haha. It sucks!!! I thought I was gonna have to have him taper it out or something...I was so scared!!! But everything is better now and I just need to get new jewerly asap.
My photoset for suicide girls may have been lost in the mail. Goddamn postal service. I swear to god, if some lil 13 year old posts pictures of me on the internet...its on!