When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska.
But, while Im enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick.
And when I go to throw away my peppermint patty, I trip over the dog because Im too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to vomit my peppermint patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning : Don't drink Jim Bean and Jack Daniels while eating a york peppermint patty.
But, while Im enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick.
And when I go to throw away my peppermint patty, I trip over the dog because Im too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to vomit my peppermint patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning : Don't drink Jim Bean and Jack Daniels while eating a york peppermint patty.
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jerseyxxpride:
ha. youre such a wuss :-P
jerseyxxpride:
ha. i had SEVERAL birthdays in amish land, thank you very much. i lived in lancaster for like 5 years. bitch!!! haha