i am now taking applications for a personal assistant. the job includes you doing shit i don't want to do, ie,
*going to the bank.
*paying my bills after going to said bank.
*getting me food.
*getting me drinks when the bartender is either ugly, or slow.
*cleaning my room on a regular basis.
*laundry.
*french.
the pay for this job is quite extraordinary: you get to hang out with me.
*going to the bank.
*paying my bills after going to said bank.
*getting me food.
*getting me drinks when the bartender is either ugly, or slow.
*cleaning my room on a regular basis.
*laundry.
*french.
the pay for this job is quite extraordinary: you get to hang out with me.
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champagneofdudes:
i don't hate you. how could i hate you? you're made out of love.
judypatricia:
Snood. The faces on those things in that game freak me out.