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so i had a company picnic yesturday....er wednesday....well whatever and i was wearing a hat backwards and there was food and beer and sun and stuff. So i wake up today and look in the mirror and i now have a pale white forehead and a bright pink face. How cool is that. I made fun of myself all day at work and everyone laughed at me....ahh good times.....

There was this one homeless guy who kept stealing beer from us. He walked up to the beer keg and kept filling up his canteen. It reminded me of canteen boy, that skit adam sandler did on SNL. ahhh good times.....don't see canteens everyday now do ya.

So tomorrow i have off. I really want to see that movie the forgotten i think it's called, with julianne moore and some other brit guy. It looks really good and i'll probably be horrible disappointed but i don't give a fuck. It will give me a chance to go off and spend some time by meself and lament in my loneliness. Good times......yes good times.....

Welp that's it, be nice to all yer canteen having homeless people and don't hurt animals. Some guy that worked for the power company put my buddy's little chihuahua into acoma because he said it attacked him. Since when can chihuahuas even bite through clothing. He fuckin beat the shit out of the dog with a mace. Not mace, but a fucking mace. Like thoe Medieval weapons just not metal. A wooden stick with some hard plastic on the end. What a fuckin duchebag. If i was there i'd have taken his mace and beat his ass into a coma, and then i'd be in jail.....yay.

I guess that's it.


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