Felt better today. I actually got up and moved around which took energy away from the masturbation energy tank. So i didn't get to do everything i planned. The single day masturbation record was not broken. There's always tomorrow, or the day after that etc etc. Everyday is a good day to go for the record! Yay!
So enough about mastubation. Wait no it isn't. I'm curious what your favorite slang for masturbation is. Mine is "strokin it". Whats yours? Idunno all the terms for female masturbation, well since i don't have a vagina unfortunately, so gimme some slang for what the ladies do too! Favorite male and female masturbation slang. Give it to me!
I NEED MORE TRISCUITS!
It's been 24 hours....shite better get started.
"Dad i don't think i'm gonna do hampster style anymore."
So enough about mastubation. Wait no it isn't. I'm curious what your favorite slang for masturbation is. Mine is "strokin it". Whats yours? Idunno all the terms for female masturbation, well since i don't have a vagina unfortunately, so gimme some slang for what the ladies do too! Favorite male and female masturbation slang. Give it to me!
I NEED MORE TRISCUITS!
It's been 24 hours....shite better get started.
"Dad i don't think i'm gonna do hampster style anymore."
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nordicskin:
Twist is short for twisted, as twisted fuck!!! i like twisted fucks, so yes it's a good thing!
i like twisted fucks, so yes it's a good thing!
blackriver:
