kreepyken

News stuff:

Global warming: This is serious shit, what the fuck are we going to do about this, George?

Britney Spears: Who gives a flying fuck what she's angry about?

Space Shuttle: I'm glad this thing is going to fly again, but don't talk to me until I can take a vacation on Titan. I hear they have nice space aliens there.

Iraq: Definitely not going on vacation there.

Clerical Sex Abuse: Is this related to the whole gay-marriage thing?

Microsoft: Suck my cock then kiss my Macintosh.