kreatinkaos

Today I had a locksmith rekey all the locks at my beach house , I deleted all guest alarm codes , then left signed letters with my neighbors stating that I will be out of state for a funeral and that absolutely nobody has permission to be on my property , and asked them to immediately call the police if they see anybody . I also called and e-mailed various freeloading friends and relatives and explained that they should never be on my property when I'm not home and unless I invite them , I do not want them to visit me .

Now I can get ready for my ride to the airport , catch my flight to Oklahoma , and attend my friends funeral in the morning