this was my final speech for speech class
Eulogy
My name is rusty Shackleford; I am here today to say a few words about my friend Karl.
All of you who have come up here have said such nice things about Karl and there all true. However, to be honest hes an ass. We all know it and thats one of the reason we love him. He would not lie he would tell you how it was even to the point of being an ass. If there were a situation that was too intense, he would make an ass out of himself and lighten the mood. Even how he died shows hes an ass. Losing a fight to his 52-year-old father. When he strangled him for breaking the garage door. All he had to do was punch him in the neck once and it would have been over. But thats how much he loved his family he wouldnt even hurt his dad while hes trying to kill him. And remember in his immortal words we are all nothing but sacks of meat. Well my friend youre no longer a sack of meat now youre a pile of ashes thank you.
Eulogy
My name is rusty Shackleford; I am here today to say a few words about my friend Karl.
All of you who have come up here have said such nice things about Karl and there all true. However, to be honest hes an ass. We all know it and thats one of the reason we love him. He would not lie he would tell you how it was even to the point of being an ass. If there were a situation that was too intense, he would make an ass out of himself and lighten the mood. Even how he died shows hes an ass. Losing a fight to his 52-year-old father. When he strangled him for breaking the garage door. All he had to do was punch him in the neck once and it would have been over. But thats how much he loved his family he wouldnt even hurt his dad while hes trying to kill him. And remember in his immortal words we are all nothing but sacks of meat. Well my friend youre no longer a sack of meat now youre a pile of ashes thank you.