So I don't know if you knew this or not but I am quite a fish. I love being in water....pool, bath, shower, sprinkler....whatever it is it relaxes me. I take baths almost daily. It is my way to de stress after a crazy day. So in light of that I made this for you.... Don't mind the beginning and the advertisement for the program. I had to download a free program and unless I registered you can not do anything about that....so just ignore.
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I am still hoping things work out in terms of a better job for myself. If you didn't see my last blog....I got a really amazing phone call Thursday that made my day. I do not want to get my hopes up yet but it is so hard to not hope it works out. I really know I would be one hell of a office assistant
And I know I would love that job. Being able to help out with something I love and put a lot of time into. 
Maybe you have seen these brand new sets? Maybe you have not? But I am telling you....don't miss them....
JAXY AND SHOTGUN - FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
CREEPY_ - DIRTY DIANA
SETSUKA - SHEER PINK
SILENCIA - DOES SEATTLE
BOUNTY - SOAPY SECRETS
ANTIGONE - HIGH RISER
AND NOW FOR THE FUN:
~A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
~A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
~People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
~It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
~A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
~More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
~Rats and horses can't vomit.
~If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
~If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
~Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
~In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
~The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
~Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
~In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
~Most lipstick contains fish scales.
~Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
~A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.
~If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty.
~Outside the USA, Ireland is the largest software producing country in the world.
~Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
~Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.
~Hot water is heavier than cold.
~On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.
~The wick of a trick candle has small amounts of magnesium in them. When you light the candle, you are also lighting the magnesium. When someone tries to blow out the flame, the magnesium inside the wick continues to burn and, in just a split second (or two or three), relights the wick.
~Sloths take two weeks to digest their food.
~Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.
~The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
~Young beavers stay with their parents for the first two years of their lives before going out on their own.
~Skunks can accurately spray their smelly fluid as far as ten feet.
~On average, dogs have better eyesight than humans, although not as colorful.
~The duckbill platypus can store as many as six hundred worms in the pouches of its cheeks.
~The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years.
~Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
~The female lion does ninety percent of the hunting.
~A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.
~You can tell the sex of a horse by its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.
~Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will digest itself.
~The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
~On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
~Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
~There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
~Some worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
~Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
~Butterflies taste with their feet.
~The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
~A cat's urine glows under a black light.
~An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
~Starfish have no brains.
(INFORMATION WAS COPIED FROM:http://bootstrike.com/LaughterHell/Misc/miscs13.html)
[VIDEO][/VIDEO]
I am still hoping things work out in terms of a better job for myself. If you didn't see my last blog....I got a really amazing phone call Thursday that made my day. I do not want to get my hopes up yet but it is so hard to not hope it works out. I really know I would be one hell of a office assistant
And I know I would love that job. Being able to help out with something I love and put a lot of time into. Maybe you have seen these brand new sets? Maybe you have not? But I am telling you....don't miss them....
JAXY AND SHOTGUN - FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
CREEPY_ - DIRTY DIANA
SETSUKA - SHEER PINK
SILENCIA - DOES SEATTLE
BOUNTY - SOAPY SECRETS
ANTIGONE - HIGH RISER
AND NOW FOR THE FUN:
~A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
~A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
~People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
~It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
~A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
~More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
~Rats and horses can't vomit.
~If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
~If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
~Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
~In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
~The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
~Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
~In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
~Most lipstick contains fish scales.
~Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
~A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.
~If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty.
~Outside the USA, Ireland is the largest software producing country in the world.
~Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
~Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.
~Hot water is heavier than cold.
~On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.
~The wick of a trick candle has small amounts of magnesium in them. When you light the candle, you are also lighting the magnesium. When someone tries to blow out the flame, the magnesium inside the wick continues to burn and, in just a split second (or two or three), relights the wick.
~Sloths take two weeks to digest their food.
~Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.
~The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
~Young beavers stay with their parents for the first two years of their lives before going out on their own.
~Skunks can accurately spray their smelly fluid as far as ten feet.
~On average, dogs have better eyesight than humans, although not as colorful.
~The duckbill platypus can store as many as six hundred worms in the pouches of its cheeks.
~The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years.
~Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
~The female lion does ninety percent of the hunting.
~A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.
~You can tell the sex of a horse by its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.
~Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will digest itself.
~The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
~On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
~Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
~There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
~Some worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
~Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
~Butterflies taste with their feet.
~The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
~A cat's urine glows under a black light.
~An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
~Starfish have no brains.
(INFORMATION WAS COPIED FROM:http://bootstrike.com/LaughterHell/Misc/miscs13.html)
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shelbs22:
me too
yossarian_22:
I have a very weighty question to ask you Re: hair!