So I might of started painting again.....
This is by no means even close to being done. So much I want to do to it and envision for it. But I wanted to show you progress as I go. So these are just the first images. I have not got to paint in a really long time and sometimes I see why I take breaks. It seems when I really sit down and paint...my pieces are very emotional and heartfelt so it takes a lot. They are kinda whoa as you can see. So I take breaks the I get busy and I don't think I have really sat down and made time to paint for like 2 years. So I was excited to start a new project. It kinda mellows me and lets me let emotions out on art work if that makes any sense. So with that said I am excited to be being artsy again.
I have a lot of stress in my life right now. My job kinda took a weird turn and the company got sold. Well I still have a job but with the new company I will be getting paid less and I am just ready for good not bad. I was hardly affording things as was and now I am stressing a lot about this. But I am staying positive the best I can. I am looking elsewhere and hoping for the best. I know this is happening to a lot of people right now and a lot of others have no job so I really shouldn't bitch but I can't help it. Last year was hard and I really had high hopes for this year. So I am keeping my chin up the best I can.
I feel like my blogs have been blah lately...and I am sorry. I feel like my life is carrying over into them and I feel bad. I need to get back to my happy go lucky blogs that you all tell me you love so much.
So with that being said...
VALENTINE'S DAY JOKES:
A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.
My One And Only
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweler's shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweler inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweler smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
Question and Answer Valentine Jokes:
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed', guess who' ?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an apple.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.
Be My Valentine
It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realized that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued.
Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted', Okay, who's got the remote control?'
How long have you been married?
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
'The first ten years are the hardest.'
'How long have you been married?' she asked.
'Ten years', he replied.
My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the thought that counts.
Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn't quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here's my list - see what you think:
* Brand new mop and bucket.
I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn't remember.
* Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.
I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change instead of fetching dinner at the drive through.
* Chocolates left-over from last year's candy box.
I was thinking of how proud she'd be of me for not wasting food. She's been nagging me for years to recycle.
* Midnight moped ride through the park.
I was thinking that I'm getting too old to be peddling on the bike.
* Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper. One of my favourites this -
I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.
* 45 second back massage.
I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else.
* Windows 7
I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.
(ALL THESE JOKES WERE TAKEN FROM: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/valentine/valentine_jokes.htm)
Also I was just thinking how cool would that be to get a ton of valentines? Like I wish I had a post box....because I am all about super cheesy kids valentines cards and CANDY!!!!! I don't have a post box so that's sad cause I would so send out valentines to anyone who sent me one. Anyways I was thinking out loud hahah!!!
What else???
UMMMM THERE IS SOOOO MUCH HOTNESS IN MR RIGHT NOW IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. LIKE FOR REAL....THIS IS ONLY TWO PAGES OF HOTNESS!!!
This is by no means even close to being done. So much I want to do to it and envision for it. But I wanted to show you progress as I go. So these are just the first images. I have not got to paint in a really long time and sometimes I see why I take breaks. It seems when I really sit down and paint...my pieces are very emotional and heartfelt so it takes a lot. They are kinda whoa as you can see. So I take breaks the I get busy and I don't think I have really sat down and made time to paint for like 2 years. So I was excited to start a new project. It kinda mellows me and lets me let emotions out on art work if that makes any sense. So with that said I am excited to be being artsy again.
I have a lot of stress in my life right now. My job kinda took a weird turn and the company got sold. Well I still have a job but with the new company I will be getting paid less and I am just ready for good not bad. I was hardly affording things as was and now I am stressing a lot about this. But I am staying positive the best I can. I am looking elsewhere and hoping for the best. I know this is happening to a lot of people right now and a lot of others have no job so I really shouldn't bitch but I can't help it. Last year was hard and I really had high hopes for this year. So I am keeping my chin up the best I can.
I feel like my blogs have been blah lately...and I am sorry. I feel like my life is carrying over into them and I feel bad. I need to get back to my happy go lucky blogs that you all tell me you love so much.
So with that being said...
VALENTINE'S DAY JOKES:
A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.
My One And Only
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweler's shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweler inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweler smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
Question and Answer Valentine Jokes:
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed', guess who' ?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an apple.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.
Be My Valentine
It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realized that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued.
Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted', Okay, who's got the remote control?'
How long have you been married?
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
'The first ten years are the hardest.'
'How long have you been married?' she asked.
'Ten years', he replied.
My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the thought that counts.
Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn't quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here's my list - see what you think:
* Brand new mop and bucket.
I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn't remember.
* Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.
I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change instead of fetching dinner at the drive through.
* Chocolates left-over from last year's candy box.
I was thinking of how proud she'd be of me for not wasting food. She's been nagging me for years to recycle.
* Midnight moped ride through the park.
I was thinking that I'm getting too old to be peddling on the bike.
* Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper. One of my favourites this -
I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.
* 45 second back massage.
I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else.
* Windows 7
I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.
(ALL THESE JOKES WERE TAKEN FROM: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/valentine/valentine_jokes.htm)
Also I was just thinking how cool would that be to get a ton of valentines? Like I wish I had a post box....because I am all about super cheesy kids valentines cards and CANDY!!!!! I don't have a post box so that's sad cause I would so send out valentines to anyone who sent me one. Anyways I was thinking out loud hahah!!!
What else???
UMMMM THERE IS SOOOO MUCH HOTNESS IN MR RIGHT NOW IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. LIKE FOR REAL....THIS IS ONLY TWO PAGES OF HOTNESS!!!
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vanessa:
I adoooooooooore you!!
callioppe:
Wow! I really like that painting! my vote is you should start again 
You've always been such a lovely upbeat supportive person Kraven, I just want you to know that you are appreciated 
You've always been such a lovely upbeat supportive person Kraven, I just want you to know that you are appreciated